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Really??? What Makes You Think That?

Snaggletiger

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Really??? What Makes You Think That?
« on: December 16, 2022, 02:29:43 PM »
First line from an article I just read.  Appears we have some real Sherlock Holmes' types in our FBI.

The FBI has identified the deceased woman who was found wrapped in a trash bag off Florida's Gulf Coast over the weekend and are now calling her death "suspicious."
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Re: Really??? What Makes You Think That?
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2022, 02:34:36 PM »
the ocean is littered with plastic. sea creatures get tangled and die all the time.  just sayin’
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Re: Really??? What Makes You Think That?
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2022, 03:34:43 PM »
the ocean is littered with plastic. sea creatures get tangled and die all the time.  just sayin’

Fair enough.  I should have posted the rest of the article which said she was wrapped in bedding and put inside a plastic trash bag.
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Re: Really??? What Makes You Think That?
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2022, 03:40:32 PM »
the ocean is littered with plastic. sea creatures get tangled and die all the time.  just sayin’

Humans don't live in the ocean though.

She was wrapped in a trash bag. My guess? Thats means she was in it, with it tied up.
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2022, 04:02:19 PM »
Fair enough.  I should have posted the rest of the article which said she was wrapped in bedding and put inside a plastic trash bag.
You have no idea how many people throw their old comforters in the ocean.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Really??? What Makes You Think That?
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2022, 04:06:07 PM »
You have no idea how many people throw their old comforters in the ocean.

She had a "My Pillow" case stuffed in her mouth.
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Re: Really??? What Makes You Think That?
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2022, 11:25:41 PM »
Humans don't live in the ocean though.

She was wrapped in a trash bag. My guess? Thats means she was in it, with it tied up.

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