Pree-Dick-Shuns Week Kyu

[Kaos]

Serious question.

What is your hope.  Do you want them to win?  This week.  Next week. Against the Tahd?  Scramble into a shitty bowl game? 

Watch.

None of that fixes ANY of the other issues.  Recruiting isnt going to get better. He doesn’t have the guts for what it takes. His trash family is still going to be out there humiliating themselves and us by proxy.  Kes Hardashian will still be there looking like a dollar general version of a reality show housewife with her $7000 whore handbag.  He’s still going to have the personality and magnetism of a moldy dishrag.

I never want AU to lose a game.  But I wonder if losing is actually a win in this case.   

[AUTiger1]

Serious question.

What is your hope.  Do you want them to win?  This week.  Next week. Against the Tahd?  Scramble into a shitty bowl game? 

Watch.

None of that fixes ANY of the other issues.  Recruiting isnt going to get better. He doesn’t have the guts for what it takes. His trash family is still going to be out there humiliating themselves and us by proxy.  Kes Hardashian will still be there looking like a dollar general version of a reality show housewife with her $7000 whore handbag.  He’s still going to have the personality and magnetism of a moldy dishrag.

I never want AU to lose a game.  But I wonder if losing is actually a win in this case.

He's gone no matter what.  He wins out he is gone.  There is just no way you can keep him.  I would think the only reason they haven't done it yet is the buyout and the threat of his coordinators walking out the door with him (which only make me fire him, no little piss ant coordinator gonna hold me hostage).   I tried to take up for him after last year during this offseason, I wanted him so bad to be the one because he wasn't one of the good ole boys.  Today, I want his ass gone on the next flight out.  This experiment has ran its course.  Time to move on.

Saying that, I hope we beat Ark, Miss St, A&M, WKU and bammer like beating a red headed stepchild!  Fuck them all in the eye socket if they aren't Auburn University!

[Snaggletiger]

I'm the same.  Never want AU to lose under any circumstances.  Realistically, we may have a shot at a couple more wins if we don't shoot ourselves in the foot 4-5 times a game.  But honestly, I'm not expecting much.

I'll say it again for the 100X.  As long as they're busting that ass on the field, they have my attention and support.  Mail it in and I'll go find some Blue's Clues and his Handy Dandy Notebook.  In a season like this, yes, I'm hoping for wins, but I'm really looking more to 2023 at this point.

I want to see if Jeremiah Wright is the nasty, aggressive guy they're saying he is on the O-line.  I want to know if any of these young wide receivers like Omari Kelly, Camden Brown, or even LSU transfer, Koy Moore, will give us something to look forward to next year.  I want to see if RB, Damari Alston, who reminds me a bit of Trey Mason, is going to light it up. 

I'm too old, and have ridden this rollercoaster too many years to get too up or down about this program.  I'm mainly thinking about the Conecuh sausage that's going to hit the grill about 10:30 Saturday morning.  It'll be hot and ready for kick off, with a big dipping cup of yellow mustard.   

[AUTiger1]

I'm mainly thinking about the Conecuh sausage that's going to hit the grill about 10:30 Saturday morning.  It'll be hot and ready for kick off, with a big dipping cup of yellow mustard.

Why don't you go ahead and dip it in some DCP you heathen! 

[Snaggletiger]

Why don't you go ahead and dip it in some DCP you heathen!

That's what I'm marinating the Conecuh's in.  Mmmmm.....DCP!!!

[CCTAU]

I'm the same.  Never want AU to lose under any circumstances.  Realistically, we may have a shot at a couple more wins if we don't shoot ourselves in the foot 4-5 times a game.  But honestly, I'm not expecting much.

I'll say it again for the 100X.  As long as they're busting that ass on the field, they have my attention and support.  Mail it in and I'll go find some Blue's Clues and his Handy Dandy Notebook.  In a season like this, yes, I'm hoping for wins, but I'm really looking more to 2023 at this point.

That too is my "hope". We will see which players are fighting no matter what. That will be the next coach's core.

[Snaggletiger]

That too is my "hope". We will see which players are fighting no matter what. That will be the next coach's core.

During the 2012 debacle, Tre Mason was the lone guy that looked like he was fighting tooth and nail for everything.  I recall it taking 5 or 6 guys to hold him to a 4 yard gain. 

[GH2001]

Serious question.

What is your hope.  Do you want them to win?  This week.  Next week. Against the Tahd?  Scramble into a shitty bowl game? 

Watch.

None of that fixes ANY of the other issues.  Recruiting isnt going to get better. He doesn’t have the guts for what it takes. His trash family is still going to be out there humiliating themselves and us by proxy.  Kes Hardashian will still be there looking like a dollar general version of a reality show housewife with her $7000 whore handbag.  He’s still going to have the personality and magnetism of a moldy dishrag.

I never want AU to lose a game.  But I wonder if losing is actually a win in this case.

Kes and sis also have a bad bad habit of trashing players. Those are terrible optics.

[GH2001]

Why don't you go ahead and dip it in some DCP you heathen!

seriously....why ruin good sausage.

Or burbinz.

Next thing you know, he will be at jimmy buffets eating ice cream and drinking a land shark.

[CCTAU]

Kes and sis also have a bad bad habit of trashing players. Those are terrible optics.

Well, from what I hear, some of the players perform better than others. Are they not allowed to express their desires?

[Buzz Killington]

I'm the same.  Never want AU to lose under any circumstances.  Realistically, we may have a shot at a couple more wins if we don't shoot ourselves in the foot 4-5 times a game.  But honestly, I'm not expecting much.

I'll say it again for the 100X.  As long as they're busting that ass on the field, they have my attention and support.  Mail it in and I'll go find some Blue's Clues and his Handy Dandy Notebook.  In a season like this, yes, I'm hoping for wins, but I'm really looking more to 2023 at this point.

I want to see if Jeremiah Wright is the nasty, aggressive guy they're saying he is on the O-line.  I want to know if any of these young wide receivers like Omari Kelly, Camden Brown, or even LSU transfer, Koy Moore, will give us something to look forward to next year.  I want to see if RB, Damari Alston, who reminds me a bit of Trey Mason, is going to light it up. 

I'm too old, and have ridden this rollercoaster too many years to get too up or down about this program.  I'm mainly thinking about the Conecuh sausage that's going to hit the grill about 10:30 Saturday morning.  It'll be hot and ready for kick off, with a big dipping cup of yellow mustard.

What is it with you people always talking about sausage?

[Buzz Killington]

Serious question.

What is your hope.  Do you want them to win?  This week.  Next week. Against the Tahd?  Scramble into a shitty bowl game? 

Watch.

None of that fixes ANY of the other issues.  Recruiting isnt going to get better. He doesn’t have the guts for what it takes. His trash family is still going to be out there humiliating themselves and us by proxy.  Kes Hardashian will still be there looking like a dollar general version of a reality show housewife with her $7000 whore handbag.  He’s still going to have the personality and magnetism of a moldy dishrag.

I never want AU to lose a game.  But I wonder if losing is actually a win in this case.

I have never actually wanted to see Auburn lose a game at anything...until I watched the last 10 minutes of the Missouri game.  In the end, I was legitimately pissed off that somehow Auburn won that game.  Since that game, I have found better things to do with 4 hours every Saturday in the fall (scraping my teeth with a giant metal object, cleaning out the lint trap of the dryer, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car...)

[Snaggletiger]

What is it with you people always talking about sausage?

Never ask Abe Froman such a silly question.

[WiregrassTiger]

Serious question.

What is your hope.  Do you want them to win?  This week.  Next week. Against the Tahd?  Scramble into a shitty bowl game? 

Watch.

None of that fixes ANY of the other issues.  Recruiting isnt going to get better. He doesn’t have the guts for what it takes. His trash family is still going to be out there humiliating themselves and us by proxy.  Kes Hardashian will still be there looking like a dollar general version of a reality show housewife with her $7000 whore handbag.  He’s still going to have the personality and magnetism of a moldy dishrag.

I never want AU to lose a game.  But I wonder if losing is actually a win in this case.

I will always want Auburn to win. But I am most concerned with getting one of them big lipped whores to strap some on me before they move back to Idaho.

[Buzz Killington]

I will always want Auburn to win. But I am most concerned with getting one of them big lipped whores to strap some on me before they move back to Idaho.

Not sure they know about pegging in Idaho, but whatever floats your boat I always say.

[WiregrassTiger]

Not sure they know about pegging in Idaho, but whatever floats your boat I always say.

I’ll teach them.

[AUTiger1]

I will always want Auburn to win. But I am most concerned with getting one of them big lipped whores to use a strap-on on me in Idaho.

Why do you want whore to use a strap-on on you in Idaho?

[WiregrassTiger]

Why do you want whore to use a strap-on on you in Idaho?

I don’t want it in Idaho. It’s BEFORE they move back.

Never mind.

[AUTiger1]

I don’t want it in Idaho. It’s BEFORE they move back.

Never mind.

Where in the hell is the back of Idaho?  Hell, I didn't know there was a front!  And why are we referring to ourselves as ho's?  Wait, I'm confused!

[Buzz Killington]

Where in the hell is the back of Idaho?  Hell, I didn't know there was a front!  And why are we referring to ourselves as ho's?  Wait, I'm confused!

He wants her to put her potato in his Boise.