Well then Pinter, you'd better find somebody to fix this

[Buzz Killington]

Because it's not gonna stay hard forever.

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[Snaggletiger]

I once made it with a Cabbage Patch Doll in the back seat of a Chevy Nova.

[Buzz Killington]

I once made it with a Cabbage Patch Doll in the back seat of a Chevy Nova.

And he's never been the same

[Snaggletiger]

And he's never been the same

That's hawt!!