Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....

[Snaggletiger]

An offensive coordinator. I read a piece earlier today from SI Dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. that had a list of potential candidates.  Of course, it's just speculation, but some are interesting, some not so much.

They listed Eric Kiesau, which is probably the most logical and comfortable choice for Coach Brennan Herpes.

But then, they went all Colonel Lingus Major Applehead on us. Do...Not...Want!

Phil Longo of North Carolina is intriguing.  Has directed some productive offenses at both Ole Miss and UNC.

Jeff Grimes has the Auburn ties, and is kicking it pretty good at Baylor.

They also mentioned Dameyune Craig.  Meh!!!  I'm sorry, but to my knowledge, he's never been an OC, and I don't want to experiment in the SEC West.  That's why Austin Davis was a head scratcher to me.  32 years old and never called the first play in his life? 

Either way, Spring is coming fast, and we kind of need to know what the offensive philosophy will be.  Thoughts?  No?

[Snaggletiger]

Bitch cutting time is also coming.

[wesfau2]

I take Longo.

Not interested in the rest of that list.  Especially DC.

[Buzz Killington]

At this point, might as well let somebody try for the first time.  I would give it a shot, but I'd be in HR the first time I ran into Burglar Ham's personal assistant.

[Snaggletiger]

At this point, might as well let somebody try for the first time.  I would give it a shot, but I'd be in HR the first time I ran into Burglar Ham's personal assistant.

That's right, I love working with tight ends.  No?

Are those space pants you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world. Didn't work either?

So many curves and I got no brakes.  Leave now or you'll call security? 

[bgreene]

https://auburnwire.usatoday.com/lists/auburn-football-two-deep-offensive-depth-chart-projection/?fbclid=IwAR07pCywyvuUwBQ4ps_QoxJbSyWmKzBnTDnSswheF5K_tW5tzGEntqvxm1w

[AUJarhead]

How the answer to this topics question isn't strong drugs and copious amounts of alcohol is beyond me. 

[Snaggletiger]

How the answer to this topics question isn't strong drugs and copious amounts of alcohol is beyond me.

Do you take drugs, Danny?

[wesfau2]

How the answer to this topics question isn't strong drugs and copious amounts of alcohol is beyond me.

I find those are the answers to most of life's issues these days. 

[AUJarhead]

Do you take drugs, Danny?

Everyday.

[wesfau2]

Everyday.

So, what's the problem?

[WiregrassTiger]

I take Longo.

Up the asso?

[Snaggletiger]

Question answered.  Copy/pasta from Auburntigers dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.

AUBURN, Ala.—Auburn football has promoted wide receivers coach Eric Kiesau to offensive coordinator and defensive analyst Roc Bellatoni to edge linebackers coach and special teams coordinator, head coach Bryan Harsin announced Friday. The two have a combined 44 years of coaching experience, including 22 years of serving as coordinators. Harsin also has promoted secondary coach Zac Etheridge to Associate Head Coach.

[WiregrassTiger]

Question answered.  Copy/pasta from Auburntigers dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.

AUBURN, Ala.—Auburn football has promoted wide receivers coach Eric Kiesau to offensive coordinator and defensive analyst Roc Bellatoni to edge linebackers coach and special teams coordinator, head coach Bryan Harsin announced Friday. The two have a combined 44 years of coaching experience, including 22 years of serving as coordinators. Harsin also has promoted secondary coach Zac Etheridge to Associate Head Coach.

we do not need a WR coach, anyway. You cannot coach a kid to catch the ball. This has been proven.

[Snaggletiger]

Below is WT's response to another Saban dick sucking article posted on the bookfaces.


I’ve always heard the talk about Saban sending messages to his team through the media and/or using them to recruit. I understand that, at the same time, sometimes he’s simply being a good leader and trying to help kids. We can all benefit from what he says in this particular instance.

Bama fag.

[WiregrassTiger]

Below is WT's response to another Saban dick sucking article posted on the bookfaces.


I’ve always heard the talk about Saban sending messages to his team through the media and/or using them to recruit. I understand that, at the same time, sometimes he’s simply being a good leader and trying to help kids. We can all benefit from what he says in this particular instance.

Bama fag.

you did say that you’re familiar with the acronym GFY, correct?

[Snaggletiger]

you did say that you’re familiar with the acronym GFY, correct?

Get Facebook, Yo!!!

[Snaggletiger]

Trovon Reed named Director of Football and Recruiting Relations.  Is that the same thing as a recruiting coordinator? Is it a  made up title to keep him around?  I have no idea. But I do know one thing....

This is Trovon's year.

[Buzz Killington]

Trovon Reed named Director of Football and Recruiting Relations.  Is that the same thing as a recruiting coordinator? Is it a  made up title to keep him around?  I have no idea. But I do know one thing....

This is Trovon's year.

I don't know...football and recruiting having relations doesn't sound promising.  Sounds like what we've been seeing on teh planes for oh, I don't know, maybe 9 years.

[Snaggletiger]

Ain't nothing wrong with having relations. Don't be ashamed of that. Relations is beautiful. When I was young, I used to always have relations every night...you know, sometimes when I'm alone, I relate to myself.