Holy fucking shit. What a dirty assbag full of horrible movies and performances nominated for the Shitcademy Awards.
Best Movie
Belfast - Overwrought horseshit
CODA - Nobody ever heard of it or saw it
Don’t Look Up - Woke fantasy, Republican-bashing, unfunny shit
Drive My Car - Or don't.
Dune - Mediocre remake
King Richard - FUCKTARDED deification of a shitty racist
Licorice Pizza - It ain't Dazed and Confused
Nightmare Alley - Bradley Cooper's dick
The Power of the Dog - Quite possibly one of the worst films and performances I've ever seen (but as I predicted, it gains unwarranted praise for the homo-cowboy angle)
West Side Story - Already saw it and saw it done better
ACTOR
Javier Bardem, “Being the Ricardos” - Loooocy, you SUCK
Benedict Cumberbatch, “The Power of the Dog” - Terrible accent, tiny weiner, doesn't even know how to walk properly. Horrible in more ways than can be imagined.
Andrew Garfield, “Tick, Tick...Boom!” - An actual explosion prematurely ending this film would have been a better result than this performance. I saw this awful load of shit over Christmas. Terrible.
Will Smith, “King Richard” - Dirty racist.
Denzel Washington, “The Tragedy of Macbeth” - Nobody ever heard of this.
ACTRESS
Jessica Chastain, “The Eyes of Tammy Faye” - Makeup award, yes. But all she did was mimic mannerisms. Character had no depth and the performance was flat.
Olivia Colman, “The Lost Daughter” - Who?
Penélope Cruz, “Parallel Mothers” - What?
Nicole Kidman, “Being the Ricardos” -- waaaah. She sucked.
Kristen Stewart, “Spencer” - Looks the part, but still can't fucking act. This is nothing but an award for makeup apparently.
SUPPORTING ACTOR
Ciarán Hinds, “Belfast” - Ok.
Troy Kotsur, “CODA” - Who?
Jesse Plemons, “The Power of the Dog” - Beyond a shadow of a doubt, one of the least effective performances in the history of cinema. A piece of toast would have done a better job. Fucking awful.
JK Simmons, “Being the Ricardos” - Fred Mertz? Seriously?
Kodi Smit-McPhee, “The Power of the Dog” - Another terrible one-note faux-homo performance. Horrible.
SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jessie Buckley, “The Lost Daughter” - Who?
Ariana DeBose, “West Side Story” - No.
Judi Dench, “Belfast” - Old.
Kirsten Dunst, “The Power of the Dog” - You could have put a broken Funko Pop of Tara Reid in the place of Dunst and gotten a better performance. Completly abysmal, nothing worth noting. There must have only been three movies released in the entire year for this emotionally bereft performance to be considered .
Aunjanue Ellis, “King Richard” - More racism.
So there you have it. Racism and homosexuality are the backbone of the Wokesters. Congratulations on already setting a new low for viewership.
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