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McEldouche on Tebow

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McEldouche on Tebow
« on: May 16, 2021, 09:34:45 AM »
"He's not any good..." 

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Re: McEldouche on Tebow
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2021, 10:10:22 AM »
Well. He can look in the mirror every day and see what "not very good" looks like.

How many QBs ever play in the NFL and never have a playoff win?

So "not very good" is an opinion of a "not very good" former clipboard carrier.
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Re: McEldouche on Tebow
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2021, 11:46:16 AM »
Well. He can look in the mirror every day and see what "not very good" looks like.

How many QBs ever play in the NFL and never have a playoff win?

So "not very good" is an opinion of a "not very good" former clipboard carrier.
Game recognize game, yo.
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Re: McEldouche on Tebow
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2021, 03:27:36 PM »
This is the biggest non-story I've seen in a long time.  Publicity stunt?  A favor from an old friend in Meyer?  Yeah, probably.  Who cares?  At the end of the day, if he surprises everyone and is good enough to make the club, he will.  If he's not good enough, then they'll send him packing.  But he's not going to be in uniform and on the sidelines opening day just because he's Tim Freakin' Tebow.
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Re: McEldouche on Tebow
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2021, 09:00:41 AM »
I don't believe Tebow would have ever allowed himself to be slammed to the turf one handed by a 190 lb DB. Just sayin...
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Re: McEldouche on Tebow
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2021, 09:12:52 AM »
I don't believe Tebow would have ever allowed himself to be slammed to the turf one handed by a 190 lb DB. Just sayin...
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Re: McEldouche on Tebow
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2021, 03:25:12 PM »
I don't believe Tebow would have ever allowed himself to be slammed to the turf one handed by a 190 lb DB. Just sayin...
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Re: McEldouche on Tebow
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2021, 08:28:21 AM »
My head hurts after reading this.
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Re: McEldouche on Tebow
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2021, 08:37:38 AM »
My head hurts after reading this.
So does McEldouche’s.
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Re: McEldouche on Tebow
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2021, 09:25:22 AM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.