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The Worst Thing I saw on FB Today
« on: March 24, 2021, 12:40:48 PM »
So, in light of the prior thread, I'm inclined to start providing the reasons for my loathing of the platform. Here's one from yesterday added below. 
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2021, 12:43:37 PM »
Very cool. Let’s pile on.

How bout the asshats showing their vaccination cards with all personal info on them? It would be easier just to say “hey scammers and perverts: Open season on this gal!”

Or what about the person that asks for automobile recommendations. May as well just ask everyone what they drive and what their own personal bias is because that’s 99% of every answer you are gonna get - most of those coming from the same women that take the feet pics at the beach and have never lifted the hood of a car. But she’s an damn expert by galllwddd.
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2021, 12:58:04 PM »
Very cool. Let’s pile on.

How bout the asshats showing their vaccination cards with all personal info on them? It would be easier just to say “hey scammers and perverts: Open season on this gal!”

Or what about the person that asks for automobile recommendations. May as well just ask everyone what they drive and what their own personal bias is because that’s 99% of every answer you are gonna get - most of those coming from the same women that take the feet pics at the beach and have never lifted the hood of a car. But she’s an damn expert by galllwddd.
Anybody who posts a vaccination photo?  My first thought is how much I hope they get sick. 

That includes Paul Stanley, unfortunately.
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2021, 01:27:02 PM »
Anybody who posts a vaccination photo?  My first thought is how much I hope they get sick. 

That includes Paul Stanley, unfortunately.
Paul has a barrier of Botox protecting him so it’s all good. 
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2021, 01:52:49 PM »
So, in light of the prior thread, I'm inclined to start providing the reasons for my loathing of the platform. Here's one from yesterday added below.
Now wait a minute....This one should be worth looking at just for the responses.  I can think of three or four myself that I would put on it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2021, 02:05:58 PM »
Now wait a minute....This one should be worth looking at just for the responses.  I can think of three or four myself that I would put on it.
Yeah.  Responses were blocked pretty quickly.  Post removed.  
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2021, 02:43:29 PM »
Yeah.  Responses were blocked pretty quickly.  Post removed. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2021, 02:56:05 PM »
Paul has a barrier of Botox protecting him so it’s all good.
I snickered.
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2021, 03:36:27 PM »
There's always prostitution.  
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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2021, 03:55:42 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2021, 04:27:59 PM »
He's right, though. 
No doubt.  That interview I saw with Rather a few weeks back was hard to watch because I couldn't stop staring at his face.  Same with former Eagles member, Don Felder.
He's 73.

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Re: The Worst Thing I saw on FB Today
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2021, 04:31:55 PM »
Or former Jane's Addiction lead singer, Perry Farrell.  No work done here.


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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2021, 09:38:06 PM »
This is the alternative.  Vince Neil looks like my dad after cutting the grass.  My dad is 81. 

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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2021, 10:34:57 PM »
This is the alternative.  Vince Neil looks like my dad after cutting the grass.  My dad is 81.


If your dad has long hair and dresses likes a rock n roll front man, then I wanna party with him. 
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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2021, 11:55:41 PM »
If your dad has long hair and dresses likes a rock n roll front man, then I wanna party with him.
He and mom barricaded themselves in the house about St. Patrick's Day a year ago.  They haven't left for anything. No haircuts. Nothing.  So the hair is a little over half of that and gaining.  Torn t-shirt. Vest.  About right.  I can't tell if Vince is wearing Crocs, but if he is?  I'm just saying. 
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« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2021, 03:42:24 PM »
Perry looks like he's about to give a lovely class on Thanksgiving centerpieces (I say that as a huge fan.)

Vince looks like what I want my rock stars to look like after a lifetime of debauchery.  That shit ain't good for the constitution.  I want to see the toll its taken...as a cautionary tale, ya know?
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« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2021, 03:59:43 PM »
pot meet kettle
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« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2021, 04:59:52 PM »
Perry looks like he's about to give a lovely class on Thanksgiving centerpieces (I say that as a huge fan.)

Vince looks like what I want my rock stars to look like after a lifetime of debauchery.  That shit ain't good for the constitution.  I want to see the toll its taken...as a cautionary tale, ya know?
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