Commercials That Make You Want To...

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Charles Binder in his stupid hat saying "We'll take care of the government, you've got better things to think about"....

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

JGWentworth commercials with assholes hanging out windows screaming "IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!"

[Ogre]

We've made it this far and no one has mentioned this guy?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

We've made it this far and no one has mentioned this guy?

My blood pressure just went up 2 pts. because of seeing that picture Ogre.  You're going to fucking kill me.

[Saniflush]

This won't mean much to the rest of you but those of you who are my age or older and grew up around Montgomery (Steve) should remember the "rent to own" commercials that Burhead Jones used to do.  Burhead Jones was a black guy who wrestled at the civic center about once a week and was somewhat of a local celebrity.  They would dress him up in a really bad Superman outfit and folks in the commercial would be calling for help from Super Burhead.  He would "fly" into the scene and pimp the rent to own place with the line.  "Good creckit, bad creckit, or no creckit at all".

[Snaggletiger]

This won't mean much to the rest of you but those of you who are my age or older and grew up around Montgomery (Steve) should remember the "rent to own" commercials that Burhead Jones used to do.  Burhead Jones was a black guy who wrestled at the civic center about once a week and was somewhat of a local celebrity.  They would dress him up in a really bad Superman outfit and folks in the commercial would be calling for help from Super Burhead.  He would "fly" into the scene and pimp the rent to own place with the line.  "Good creckit, bad creckit, or no creckit at all".

Holy crap...Burhead Jones.  Totally forgot about the lanky, southpaw wrestler.  Those commercials were classics.  One hell of a spokesperson.

[Snaggletiger]

Let me throw out another regional reference for the worst all-time spokesperson in commercials.  Brad will definitely remember this guy...Red Holland.  When I got married and we moved down here to Dothan, it seemed like he was in every other commercial on TV.  This guy used to run a bait store in Hicksville USA then got his own local fishing show and morning talk show.  He was everywhere.  The biggest redneck mouthbreather I'd ever seen.  Plus, he was intentionally as animated as Lee Corso in everything he did. 

He wound up down in Panama City doing some morning show. 

[wesfau2]

Let me throw out another regional reference for the worst all-time spokesperson in commercials.  Brad will definitely remember this guy...Red Holland.  When I got married and we moved down here to Dothan, it seemed like he was in every other commercial on TV.  This guy used to run a bait store in Hicksville USA then got his own local fishing show and morning talk show.  He was everywhere.  The biggest redneck mouthbreather I'd ever seen.  Plus, he was intentionally as animated as Lee Corso in everything he did. 

He wound up down in Panama City doing some morning show. 

Fishin' with Red
I'm goin fishin' with Red...

That fucker was in every commercial that aired during his show.  He'd get drunk as a skunk while fishing and could hardly talk/stand at the end of some episodes.

[Ogre]

Let me throw out another regional reference for the worst all-time spokesperson in commercials.  Brad will definitely remember this guy...Red Holland.  When I got married and we moved down here to Dothan, it seemed like he was in every other commercial on TV.  This guy used to run a bait store in Hicksville USA then got his own local fishing show and morning talk show.  He was everywhere.  The biggest redneck mouthbreather I'd ever seen.  Plus, he was intentionally as animated as Lee Corso in everything he did. 

He wound up down in Panama City doing some morning show. 

Fishin' with Red, we're goin' fishin' with Red...

The best intro song ever.

In another Wiregrass flashback, what about all of those King's Furniture and Appliance commercials from the 80's and early 90's?  I remember one vividly:

<Fred is fishing in a dream>

Lady:  Fred, what are you doin?

Fred (waking up):  I was wishin' I was fishin'!

Lady:  Well you can't go fishin' until you mark down these prices!

<Fred runs and starts marking down prices>

Voice-over:  Kings Furniture and Appliance: If we can't beat the best deal, we'll give you a $20 bill!  Come on down to Kings Furniture and Appliance, where we service everything we sell.

[wesfau2]

In another Wiregrass flashback, what about all of those King's Furniture and Appliance commercials from the 80's and early 90's?  I remember one vividly:

<Fred is fishing in a dream>

Lady:  Fred, what are you doin?

Fred (waking up):  I was wishin' I was fishin'!

Lady:  Well you can't go fishin' until you mark down these prices!

<Fred runs and starts marking down prices>

Voice-over:  Kings Furniture and Appliance: If we can't beat the best deal, we'll give you a $20 bill!  Come on down to Kings Furniture and Appliance, where we service everything we sell.

I remember those.  The $20 bill and "we service everything we sell" are seared into my head.

Did you guys get the flooring commercial from Pensacola with the little girl whose catch phrase was: "Open 8 to 8, so don't be late"?

[AUTailgatingRules]

I'll show my age.  The worst commercial ever was for Doxidan (a laxative).  There was a dude with an accoustic guitar sitting on a stool singing the song "Doxidan, gentle Doxidan" for about 30 seconds.

[Snaggletiger]

Doxidan?  Missed that one.  Well, speaking of sitting around, playing instruments and singing about a product...

Vivaaaaaa...Viagra.  SEVERAL SHOVELS TO THE FACE

[Buzz Killington]

We've made it this far and no one has mentioned this guy?

When did Andy Dick become the answer man?

[CCTAU]

This won't mean much to the rest of you but those of you who are my age or older and grew up around Montgomery (Steve) should remember the "rent to own" commercials that Burhead Jones used to do.  Burhead Jones was a black guy who wrestled at the civic center about once a week and was somewhat of a local celebrity.  They would dress him up in a really bad Superman outfit and folks in the commercial would be calling for help from Super Burhead.  He would "fly" into the scene and pimp the rent to own place with the line.  "Good creckit, bad creckit, or no creckit at all".

I thought it was "Low credik, good credik, bad credik, or no credik at all. A & M furnicure mart is the place for you."

He was one of my brother's favorite wrestlers.

[Saniflush]

I thought it was "Low credik, good credik, bad credik, or no credik at all. A & M furnicure mart is the place for you."

He was one of my brother's favorite wrestlers.

Yeah.....What you said.

[AUTailgatingRules]

How about the Sticks n Stuff commercials

Hi I'm Tina Gordon

[Thrilla]

Let me throw out another regional reference for the worst all-time spokesperson in commercials.  Brad will definitely remember this guy...Red Holland.  When I got married and we moved down here to Dothan, it seemed like he was in every other commercial on TV.  This guy used to run a bait store in Hicksville USA then got his own local fishing show and morning talk show.  He was everywhere.  The biggest redneck mouthbreather I'd ever seen.  Plus, he was intentionally as animated as Lee Corso in everything he did. 

He wound up down in Panama City doing some morning show. 

Fishin' with Red........we're going fishin' with Red......so come back next weekend, we'll do it over again....Fishin' with Red.

I fucking LOVED that show.  That sonofabitch could've caught a greased pig in a jello pit...he would just need a rod and a good shiny spinner.

Voice-over:  Kings Furniture and Appliance: If we can't beat the best deal, we'll give you a $20 bill!  Come on down to Kings Furniture and Appliance, where we service everything we sell.

Thanks for the flashback.  Now it's back in my head.  Except it was never pronounced "bill"...it was always pronounced "beel", like Jessica's last name.  Damn you.

[Tiger Wench]

I'll show my age.  The worst commercial ever was for Doxidan (a laxative).  There was a dude with an accoustic guitar sitting on a stool singing the song "Doxidan, gentle Doxidan" for about 30 seconds.

Doxidan, gentle Doxidan
When nature needs a helping hand...

Hey wes, maybe that would be better than your colon cleanse...

[wesfau2]

Doxidan, gentle Doxidan
When nature needs a helping hand...

Hey wes, maybe that would be better than your colon cleanse...

The last thing I need is a fucking laxative.  Thus, my consternation with the whole ordeal.  Jeezus, don't ever say that men do nothing for our women.

[AUTailgatingRules]

The last thing I need is a fucking laxative.  Thus, my consternation with the whole ordeal.  Jeezus, don't ever say that men do nothing for our women.

As tated in the other thread, RUN FOR THE HILLS why you still have a chance