Commercials That Make You Want To...

Snaggletiger · « **on:** November 05, 2008, 01:04:09 PM »

BITCH SLAP the actors.

"I got my title back with..SHOVEL TO THE FACE

"I sent in my wedding ring from my first marriage and got cash back the very next..CLUBBED LIKE A BABY SEAL.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 05, 2008, 02:41:39 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on November 05, 2008, 01:04:09 PM

BITCH SLAP the actors.

"I got my title back with..SHOVEL TO THE FACE

"I sent in my wedding ring from my first marriage and got cash back the very next..CLUBBED LIKE A BABY SEAL.

Designer sunglasses like these easily cost $300 ...BOOM MUTHERFU!!!!!!!

Thrilla · « **Reply #2 on:** November 05, 2008, 02:42:44 PM »

The "saved by zero" campaign that Toyota is running. That little song they came up with makes me want gnaw ravenously at my body, starting with my toenails.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #3 on:** November 05, 2008, 02:44:37 PM »

The Geico Caveman commercials have run their course - I HATE those freaking freaks. Immediate channel change.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** November 05, 2008, 02:53:51 PM »

I loved all the original caveman commercials but now, they're just weird. And is it just me, or are they not making the cavemen look anything like the early ones?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 05, 2008, 02:54:16 PM »

The cavemen still crack me up for some reason. Better than the Gecko and the old dude chasing him around.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #6 on:** November 05, 2008, 03:20:36 PM »

The Kirk Herbstreit Outback commercials. That's one advertising campaign that had the opposite effect on me.

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** November 05, 2008, 03:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on November 05, 2008, 02:42:44 PM

The "saved by zero" campaign that Toyota is running. That little song they came up with makes me want gnaw ravenously at my body, starting with my toenails.

Agreed. *****Footnote***** You know that was a real song by The Fixx right?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #8 on:** November 05, 2008, 03:46:02 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 05, 2008, 03:41:44 PM

Agreed. *****Footnote***** You know that was a real song by The Fixx right?

Oh sure, with you it's always one thing leads to another.

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** November 05, 2008, 03:47:40 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on November 05, 2008, 03:46:02 PM

Oh sure, with you it's always one thing leads to another.

I still have the "album". "Reach the Beach"

Thrilla · « **Reply #10 on:** November 05, 2008, 04:45:15 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 05, 2008, 03:41:44 PM

Agreed. *****Footnote***** You know that was a real song by The Fixx right?

No I did not, but now I do. Please tell me it's cooler than what you hear on that commercial.

Tarheel · « **Reply #11 on:** November 05, 2008, 05:45:01 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on November 05, 2008, 04:45:15 PM

No I did not, but now I do. Please tell me it's cooler than what you hear on that commercial.

As an older fart (than Saniflush) who remembers this song I had to chime in on this one; watch and barf...or enjoy! "And, now, at number 8 on our charts this week from 1983 it's 'Saved by Zero' by The Fixx"...you probably don't remember Casey Kaseem either...

chinook · « **Reply #12 on:** November 05, 2008, 06:09:55 PM »

5 dollar, 5 dollar, foootlong.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #13 on:** November 05, 2008, 08:32:27 PM »

I'm torn - either this one

or this

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #14 on:** November 05, 2008, 10:06:27 PM »

Quote from: chinook on November 05, 2008, 06:09:55 PM

5 dollar, 5 dollar, foootlong.

I could watch those hula dancers forever.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 05, 2008, 10:32:32 PM »

Any and all commercials that have offer advice about 4 hour erections....

AFLAC commericals...

ANY commercial that has a NASCAR driver in it....

Ranger12 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 06, 2008, 01:22:59 AM »

Yeah, the Subway $5 and Sham Wow commercials are on the top of my list. Doesn't that dude on the Sham Wow commercial look like he belongs on a cartoon with the way his eyes seem to bulge out of their sockets.

I also hate Old Navy commercials.

Not a big fan of the Nick Saban Ford commercials either.

tiger88 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 06, 2008, 10:47:36 AM »

Have you guys seen the new hair removing pad where the guy just smiles and takes a big patch of fur off his chest like it's nothing? It's not annoying other than the fact that it has to be a total lie.

Love the caveman commercials still. I would love to shove a stick of dynamite up the bearded guys asshole and blow him to shreds. The shamwow guy can go too.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** November 06, 2008, 11:18:09 AM »

And why does the shamwow guy need a headset to do a commercial? I saw that commercial last night and wondered just what the fuck they thought they were trying to get across with the Garth Brooks look.

Saniflush · « **Reply #19 on:** November 06, 2008, 11:30:41 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on November 06, 2008, 11:18:09 AM

And why does the shamwow guy need a headset to do a commercial? I saw that commercial last night and wondered just what the fuck they thought they were trying to get across with the Garth Brooks look.

He was taking drive through orders at the same time. You need to learn how to multitask.