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[Buzz Killington]

I was listening to Dan Patrick a bit ago.  I certainly don't think he broke the story by any means, but he's been saying a source was telling him about the Vols for a while now.  I don't know if this has come out anywhere else yet, but he said today that the 9 assistants were sent packing because they were literally giving recruits cash in McDonald's bags when they came on campus.  Talk about a Happy Meal. 

Patrick has also been saying the same source has been telling him FUGA is next on the NCAA's hit list, although he admitted he hadn't heard anything else on that.  Tennessee?  Whatever.  FUGA?  Oh please, oh please, oh please.  God, I promise I'll stop screwing around with black men if you just do this one thing for me.

Why use McDonalds bags, when cash is so easily hidden in Big Al Smoky stuffed animals?

[Snaggletiger]

Why use McDonalds bags, when cash is so easily hidden in Big Al Smoky stuffed animals?

Stuffed animals???  How 1980's.  You can fit a ton of cash in the pockets of new suits.

[WiregrassTiger]

I was listening to Dan Patrick a bit ago.  I certainly don't think he broke the story by any means, but he's been saying a source was telling him about the Vols for a while now.  I don't know if this has come out anywhere else yet, but he said today that the 9 assistants were sent packing because they were literally giving recruits cash in McDonald's bags when they came on campus.  Talk about a Happy Meal. 

Patrick has also been saying the same source has been telling him FUGA is next on the NCAA's hit list, although he admitted he hadn't heard anything else on that.  Tennessee?  Whatever.  FUGA?  Oh please, oh please, oh please.  God, I promise I'll stop screwing around with black men if you just do this one thing for me.

It is not the color of their skin but the content of their crotch that should matter.

[Buzz Killington]

Stuffed animals???  How 1980's.  You can fit a ton of cash in the pockets of new suits.

DAMN YOU LIKE BUTTON!!!

[WiregrassTiger]

DAMN YOU LIKE BUTTON!!!

I honestly feel like I was probably getting very close to kaos in likes then all of the sudden, in the middle of the night the Like button breaks. Isn’t that amazing?

Funny how that happens. When Lin Wood gets finished saving Trump, I’m making a call.

[The Six]

Don't they know you're supposed to funnel these payments through a relative's church or a car dealership? Rank amateurs.