We've got this new toy...

Ogre · « **on:** September 17, 2007, 02:50:13 PM »

Let's use it.

Who do we want to go after in an OpDaBe-type operation? Do we want to go in a new direction? We've got some hella-creative minds in here, let's have some fun busting other people's balls! Thoughts...

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2007, 03:29:30 PM »

I got a couple of good ideas. What is your mailing address and home phone number?

Tiger Six · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2007, 04:52:15 PM »

I have a good idea.

I need:

1) A live mongoose
2) A bottle of PGA
3) Three Chinese throwing stars
4) A chasmere bathrobe
5) A Gideon Bible
6) The blood of a virgin squirrel
7) Six quarts of synthetic oil

Gather those things together and meet me at Vulcan between 11:30 PM and 12:30 AM Thursday night.

Ogre · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2007, 04:54:01 PM »

Thursday night is no good. How about Tuesday at 2:00 pm?

wesfau · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2007, 05:02:44 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Six on September 17, 2007, 04:52:15 PM

I have a good idea.

I need:

1) A live mongoose
2) A bottle of PGA
3) Three Chinese throwing stars
4) A chasmere bathrobe
5) A Gideon Bible
6) The blood of a virgin squirrel
7) Six quarts of synthetic oil

Gather those things together and meet me at Vulcan between 11:30 PM and 12:30 AM Thursday night.

This isn't going to result in Phyllis from Mulga getting another restraining order against you, is it?

AUChizad · « **Reply #5 on:** September 18, 2007, 09:31:10 AM »

I have an idea but I'm going to need roughly 2 million dollars, Jessica Alba, a bottle of lube, and a dash of GHB.

fred · « **Reply #6 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:23:11 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 18, 2007, 09:31:10 AM

I have an idea but I'm going to need roughly 2 million dollars, Jessica Alba, a bottle of lube, and a dash of GHB.

If you need lube with a hot woman, you're not doing it right.

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:25:11 AM »

Quote from: fred on September 18, 2007, 11:23:11 AM

If you need lube with a hot woman, you're not doing it right.

Maybe he and Taylor are reconciling?

fred · « **Reply #8 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:30:18 AM »

Quote from: saniflush on September 18, 2007, 11:25:11 AM

Maybe he and Taylor are reconciling?

Are you and wes back together yet?

Those long distance relationships, they are the bitch, no?

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:34:24 AM »

Quote from: fred on September 18, 2007, 11:30:18 AM

Are you and wes back together yet?

Those long distance relationships, they are the bitch, no?

Ours is more of an open relationship.

Jumbo · « **Reply #10 on:** September 18, 2007, 01:53:21 PM »

Quote from: saniflush on September 18, 2007, 11:34:24 AM

Ours is more of an open relationship.

when you two get togther its magic

wesfau · « **Reply #11 on:** September 18, 2007, 02:26:06 PM »

Quote from: jumbo on September 18, 2007, 01:53:21 PM

when you two get togther its magic

He's the Claudia to my David Copperfield.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** September 18, 2007, 02:28:43 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on September 18, 2007, 02:26:06 PM

He's the Claudia to my David Copperfield.

Tubby here is my black man servant.

fred · « **Reply #13 on:** September 18, 2007, 02:53:10 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on September 18, 2007, 02:26:06 PM

He's the Claudia to my David Copperfield.

Hmmm...I would ~~characterize it more~~ love to be the "bottom" of a Truth-HiM type relationship. Snickerdoodles and a dirty sanchez.

Lurking Tiger · « **Reply #14 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:39:18 PM »

Quote from: fred on September 18, 2007, 02:53:10 PM

Hmmm...I would ~~characterize it more~~ love to be the "bottom" of a Truth-HiM type relationship. Snickerdoodles and a dirty sanchez.

Enough misery and hardship in this life,
why make more problems,
don't you have enough
cause moderation is,
it's the key to life

wesfau · « **Reply #15 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:41:32 PM »

Quote from: Lurking Tiger on September 18, 2007, 03:39:18 PM

Enough misery and hardship in this life,
why make more problems,
don't you have enough
cause moderation is,
it's the key to life

5, 7 and 5
Your haiku skillz need much work
Randall still loves cock.

Lurking Tiger · « **Reply #16 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:49:52 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on September 18, 2007, 03:41:32 PM

5, 7 and 5
Your haiku skillz need much work
Randall still loves cock.

You are correct, but,
It is not noon on Friday.
Randall still loves cock.

wesfau · « **Reply #17 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:52:25 PM »

Quote from: Lurking Tiger on September 18, 2007, 03:49:52 PM

You are correct, but,
It is not noon on Friday.
Randall still loves cock.

You are the warm little center of the universe.

Lurking Tiger · « **Reply #18 on:** September 18, 2007, 04:01:17 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on September 18, 2007, 03:52:25 PM

You are the warm little center of the universe.

You spend too much time trolling on MySpace.

Jumbo · « **Reply #19 on:** September 18, 2007, 04:22:11 PM »

Quote from: Lurking Tiger on September 18, 2007, 04:01:17 PM

You spend too much time trolling on MySpace.

Myspace is for fags