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Coming Out Of Retirement

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Coming Out Of Retirement
« on: November 18, 2020, 07:55:17 PM »
Former OU tight end/WR, Grant Calcaterra, transferring time Auburn.  6’4” 230.  Left the game after 2018 because of concussion issues.  I believe he was All Big 12 that year.
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Re: Coming Out Of Retirement
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2020, 08:08:20 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2020, 07:55:17 PM
Former OU tight end/WR, Grant Calcaterra, transferring time Auburn.  6’4” 230.  Left the game after 2018 because of concussion issues.  I believe he was All Big 12 that year.
So his brain is not functioning properly. This is what you're saying?
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2020, 08:23:36 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on November 18, 2020, 08:08:20 PM
So his brain is not functioning properly. This is what you're saying?
Why the fuck do you insist on steering every motherfucking discussion toward me?

disappointing.
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Re: Coming Out Of Retirement
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2020, 10:01:01 PM »
I appreciate the trend in the game towards these big soft-handed freaks.  But I'd trade three or four of ours for some quality OL.
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Re: Coming Out Of Retirement
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2020, 06:26:00 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on November 18, 2020, 08:08:20 PM
So his brain is not functioning properly. This is what you're saying?
He got da brain pain coach
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Re: Coming Out Of Retirement
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2020, 09:39:36 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 18, 2020, 10:01:01 PM
I appreciate the trend in the game towards these big soft-handed freaks.  But I'd trade three or four of ours for some quality OL.
Damn it, man.  We've got a Brodarious Hamm.  What more could you want?
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Re: Coming Out Of Retirement
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2020, 09:55:55 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2020, 09:39:36 AM
Damn it, man.  We've got a Brodarious Hamm.  What more could you want?


mmmmm...ham....especially that sweet spiral shit from Honey Baked. Cant beat it. Dothan Mall has the best - Flex cruises there just for the sweet ham. 
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Re: Coming Out Of Retirement
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2020, 10:08:41 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 19, 2020, 06:26:00 AM
He got da brain pain coach
He's not a handsome man.  The good Lord chose not to bless him with...with charm, athletic ability...or a fully functional brain.  You see, he's an inspiration, to us all who...who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and...
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Re: Coming Out Of Retirement
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2020, 11:12:12 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 19, 2020, 10:08:41 AM
He's not a handsome man.  The good Lord chose not to bless him with...with charm, athletic ability...or a fully functional brain.  You see, he's an inspiration, to us all who...who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and...
(yes I'm switching movie quotes, minus 2.387 points for me)

Hi, im handsome Dan!

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