Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

It's Finally Here

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
It's Finally Here
« on: November 03, 2020, 10:31:15 AM »
Erection Day.  The most polarizing election in my lifetime is going on right now and I'm going to have to wait until lunch, or later to cast my vote.  I couldn't even turn into the parking lot of my polling place this morning at 7:30.  Got to work and only one employee had been able to vote.  We're letting our staff off to go vote, staggering them all through the day. 

Who knows how this will turn out. The polls are basically useless, as we found out in 16'.  Hillary winning easily was a foregone conclusion according to all the data.  She didn't and it wasn't close.  But here are a few issues for me, moving forward after today.

* Hal-A-Lew-Ya, no more political ads.  No more signs, no more billboards.  No more trashing your opponent.  I am sooo ready for this to be over.

* If Biden wins, I don't think the world comes to an end.  At least not to the extent most conservatives think it will.  Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe we head straight into socialism and a lifetime of work amounts to jack squat.  Probably not, though.

* If Trump wins, we can 100% count on rioting in the streets.  People overturning cars, looting and burning businesses, basically continuing the pattern of "peaceful protests."  For the life of me, I can't understand what these people think they're accomplishing.  The only thing that really happens is victimizing innocent people. But it's going to happen. Bank on it.

* If Trump wins, all these assholes claiming they'll leave the country, please, please, please do so.  I did see where someone called "Lil Pump" said he'd leave if Biden wins.  All the more reason for Trump to pull this out.  How would we live without some Lil Pump?


Regardless, tonight is going to be interesting.    
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

AUTailgatingRules

  • Home of the Tailgate
  • ***
  • 3990
  • By the Pink Dumpster since 2004
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2020, 11:05:59 AM »
Erection Day.  The most polarizing election in my lifetime is going on right now and I'm going to have to wait until lunch, or later to cast my vote.  I couldn't even turn into the parking lot of my polling place this morning at 7:30.  Got to work and only one employee had been able to vote.  We're letting our staff off to go vote, staggering them all through the day.

Who knows how this will turn out. The polls are basically useless, as we found out in 16'.  Hillary winning easily was a foregone conclusion according to all the data.  She didn't and it wasn't close.  But here are a few issues for me, moving forward after today.

* Hal-A-Lew-Ya, no more political ads.  No more signs, no more billboards.  No more trashing your opponent.  I am sooo ready for this to be over.

* If Biden wins, I don't think the world comes to an end.  At least not to the extent most conservatives think it will.  Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe we head straight into socialism and a lifetime of work amounts to jack squat.  Probably not, though.

* If Trump wins, we can 100% count on rioting in the streets.  People overturning cars, looting and burning businesses, basically continuing the pattern of "peaceful protests."  For the life of me, I can't understand what these people think they're accomplishing.  The only thing that really happens is victimizing innocent people. But it's going to happen. Bank on it.

* If Trump wins, all these assholes claiming they'll leave the country, please, please, please do so.  I did see where someone called "Lil Pump" said he'd leave if Biden wins.  All the more reason for Trump to pull this out.  How would we live without some Lil Pump?


Regardless, tonight is going to be interesting.   
You need a Snickers?  Sounding a little Karenish this morning 😂
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

WiregrassTiger

  • *
  • 12237
  • Don't touch Tappy, he's a service tiger.
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2020, 11:59:19 AM »
If Joe Biden wins, I am done with this country. Count it. I will move to Mississippi.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Like my posts on www.tigersx.com

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2020, 01:53:01 PM »
I have never had to wait more than maybe 30 minutes to vote since we have been at this location going back to the 2000 Hanging Chad vote...today it took an hour and a half, going at 10am.  I love to see this kind of turnout, especially in an already red state.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

CCTAU

  • *
  • 13035
  • War Eagle!
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2020, 02:48:03 PM »
I have never had to wait more than maybe 30 minutes to vote since we have been at this location going back to the 2000 Hanging Chad vote...today it took an hour and a half, going at 10am.  I love to see this kind of turnout, especially in an already red state.
I'm hoping it's Trump people turning out to vote in person. If you vote in person, you pretty much know the dimbulbs didn't steal your vote.
I voted over a week ago. Alabama needs to get on the early voting ball.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2020, 02:53:43 PM »
Couldn't get in the parking lot this morning.  Went at lunch and walked right up and got my ballot. 


I am vote.  Now, I can bitch and gripe all I want.  Freakin' Gus Malzahn is killing us.  He needs to go. 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2020, 03:22:13 PM »
Couldn't get in the parking lot this morning.  Went at lunch and walked right up and got my ballot.


I am vote.  Now, I can bitch and gripe all I want.  Freakin' Gus Malzahn is killing us.  He needs to go.
Did you write-in Nick Saban again?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2020, 03:25:43 PM »
Did you write-in Nick Saban again?
Well of course.  17!!!
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

The Six

  • ***
  • 4533
  • Leaning on a broken fence b/t past & present tense
    • My Linktree
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2020, 07:54:09 AM »
How can we still be counting? It's not like this snuck up on people working polling places. You had one job! One day EVERY FOUR YEARS and you can't get it done in a reasonable time frame?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2020, 09:23:20 AM »
I am not really enjoying the series finale of the United States.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2020, 09:39:11 AM »
I am not really enjoying the series finale of the United States.
I was expecting to see Not My President: Season 2, but instead they are playing Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2020, 09:46:14 AM »
How can we still be counting? It's not like this snuck up on people working polling places. You had one job! One day EVERY FOUR YEARS and you can't get it done in a reasonable time frame?
So California, New York, Texas, Florida and basically 90% of the States can get their votes counted by about 10:00 last night.  But a handful of States don't have the ability to process and count theirs?  So, when you look at the breakdown of where and why this is happening, it goes a little something like this, and this is from 2 different networks I watched last night til 2:00 in the frickin' morning:

Michigan can't finalize because they can't get the totals from Detroit.

Wisconsin is waiting on Milwaukee.

Pennsylvania just can't seem to count all the votes in Philadelphia.

Georgia is being held up by Atlanta.


Everywhere else in those States got it done.  Trump was/is leading in all those States, pretty comfortably in some.  But what's the common denominator in all these areas?  Overwhelmingly Democrat. And suddenly, they forgot how to run an election? 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2020, 09:50:07 AM »
So California, New York, Texas, Florida and basically 90% of the States can get their votes counted by about 10:00 last night.  But a handful of States don't have the ability to process and count theirs?  So, when you look at the breakdown of where and why this is happening, it goes a little something like this, and this is from 2 different networks I watched last night til 2:00 in the frickin' morning:

Michigan can't finalize because they can't get the totals from Detroit.

Wisconsin is waiting on Milwaukee.

Pennsylvania just can't seem to count all the votes in Philadelphia.

Georgia is being held up by Atlanta.


Everywhere else in those States got it done.  Trump was/is leading in all those States, pretty comfortably in some.  But what's the common denominator in all these areas?  Overwhelmingly Democrat. And suddenly, they forgot how to run an election?
Look...it takes time to search all the closets in the polling places for those stuffed ballot boxes they hid there back in October.  If you Republican racists would just leave them alone for a few hours they can get a full count done.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2020, 10:00:56 AM »
Look...it takes time to search all the closets in the polling places for those stuffed ballot boxes they hid there back in October.  If you Republican racists would just leave them alone for a few hours they can get a full count done.
Oh lookie there, another one for Biden.  Oh, and here's another one...and another one.  Glad we thought to look in the trunk of that 2008 Impala parked at the end of the block.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

WiregrassTiger

  • *
  • 12237
  • Don't touch Tappy, he's a service tiger.
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2020, 10:52:27 AM »
Serious question. Has anyone checked on kaos? Does he have access to any firearms?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Like my posts on www.tigersx.com

Kaos

  • *
  • 29513
  • Jeez
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2020, 11:34:41 AM »
 Does he have access to any firearms?
I do.  
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

The Six

  • ***
  • 4533
  • Leaning on a broken fence b/t past & present tense
    • My Linktree
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2020, 12:03:20 PM »
There are now more votes in Wisconsin than registered voters.

Hmmm...
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2020, 12:13:43 PM »
There are now more votes in Wisconsin than registered voters.

Hmmm...
Dr Stu's Podcast #110: Mandatory HPV Vaccine, Move Along, Nothing to See  Here | Dr. Stu's Podcast
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

WiregrassTiger

  • *
  • 12237
  • Don't touch Tappy, he's a service tiger.
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2020, 12:14:06 PM »
I do. 
I’m worried about you offing yourself.

srsly, this is awful, no doubt. But can we say it’s surprising? The amount of total bullshit this guy has endured is immeasurable. From left, his own party and the deep state. Unprecedented.

it is what it is. The majority of this country wants socialism. I truly believe that.

K, can we change that? Nope. Should we leave? I don’t know but I think anything move within the first year is probably too soon to tell.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Like my posts on www.tigersx.com

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: It's Finally Here
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2020, 12:16:27 PM »
I’m worried about you offing yourself.

srsly, this is awful, no doubt. But can we say it’s surprising? The amount of total bullshit this guy has endured is immeasurable. From left, his own party and the deep state. Unprecedented.

it is what it is. The majority of this country wants socialism. I truly believe that.

K, can we change that? Nope. Should we leave? I don’t know but I think anything move within the first year is probably too soon to tell.
If Biden gets in, the key is keeping the Senate.  That will keep the checks and balances in place for the most part.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."