It's Finally Here

[Snaggletiger]

Erection Day.  The most polarizing election in my lifetime is going on right now and I'm going to have to wait until lunch, or later to cast my vote.  I couldn't even turn into the parking lot of my polling place this morning at 7:30.  Got to work and only one employee had been able to vote.  We're letting our staff off to go vote, staggering them all through the day. 

Who knows how this will turn out. The polls are basically useless, as we found out in 16'.  Hillary winning easily was a foregone conclusion according to all the data.  She didn't and it wasn't close.  But here are a few issues for me, moving forward after today.

* Hal-A-Lew-Ya, no more political ads.  No more signs, no more billboards.  No more trashing your opponent.  I am sooo ready for this to be over.

* If Biden wins, I don't think the world comes to an end.  At least not to the extent most conservatives think it will.  Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe we head straight into socialism and a lifetime of work amounts to jack squat.  Probably not, though.

* If Trump wins, we can 100% count on rioting in the streets.  People overturning cars, looting and burning businesses, basically continuing the pattern of "peaceful protests."  For the life of me, I can't understand what these people think they're accomplishing.  The only thing that really happens is victimizing innocent people. But it's going to happen. Bank on it.

* If Trump wins, all these assholes claiming they'll leave the country, please, please, please do so.  I did see where someone called "Lil Pump" said he'd leave if Biden wins.  All the more reason for Trump to pull this out.  How would we live without some Lil Pump?


Regardless, tonight is going to be interesting.    

[AUTailgatingRules]

Erection Day.  The most polarizing election in my lifetime is going on right now and I'm going to have to wait until lunch, or later to cast my vote.  I couldn't even turn into the parking lot of my polling place this morning at 7:30.  Got to work and only one employee had been able to vote.  We're letting our staff off to go vote, staggering them all through the day.

Who knows how this will turn out. The polls are basically useless, as we found out in 16'.  Hillary winning easily was a foregone conclusion according to all the data.  She didn't and it wasn't close.  But here are a few issues for me, moving forward after today.

* Hal-A-Lew-Ya, no more political ads.  No more signs, no more billboards.  No more trashing your opponent.  I am sooo ready for this to be over.

* If Biden wins, I don't think the world comes to an end.  At least not to the extent most conservatives think it will.  Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe we head straight into socialism and a lifetime of work amounts to jack squat.  Probably not, though.

* If Trump wins, we can 100% count on rioting in the streets.  People overturning cars, looting and burning businesses, basically continuing the pattern of "peaceful protests."  For the life of me, I can't understand what these people think they're accomplishing.  The only thing that really happens is victimizing innocent people. But it's going to happen. Bank on it.

* If Trump wins, all these assholes claiming they'll leave the country, please, please, please do so.  I did see where someone called "Lil Pump" said he'd leave if Biden wins.  All the more reason for Trump to pull this out.  How would we live without some Lil Pump?


Regardless, tonight is going to be interesting.   

You need a Snickers?  Sounding a little Karenish this morning 😂

[WiregrassTiger]

If Joe Biden wins, I am done with this country. Count it. I will move to Mississippi.

[Buzz Killington]

I have never had to wait more than maybe 30 minutes to vote since we have been at this location going back to the 2000 Hanging Chad vote...today it took an hour and a half, going at 10am.  I love to see this kind of turnout, especially in an already red state.

[CCTAU]

I have never had to wait more than maybe 30 minutes to vote since we have been at this location going back to the 2000 Hanging Chad vote...today it took an hour and a half, going at 10am.  I love to see this kind of turnout, especially in an already red state.

I'm hoping it's Trump people turning out to vote in person. If you vote in person, you pretty much know the dimbulbs didn't steal your vote.
I voted over a week ago. Alabama needs to get on the early voting ball.

[Snaggletiger]

Couldn't get in the parking lot this morning.  Went at lunch and walked right up and got my ballot. 


I am vote.  Now, I can bitch and gripe all I want.  Freakin' Gus Malzahn is killing us.  He needs to go. 

[Buzz Killington]

Couldn't get in the parking lot this morning.  Went at lunch and walked right up and got my ballot.


I am vote.  Now, I can bitch and gripe all I want.  Freakin' Gus Malzahn is killing us.  He needs to go.

Did you write-in Nick Saban again?

[Snaggletiger]

Did you write-in Nick Saban again?

Well of course.  17!!!

[The Six]

How can we still be counting? It's not like this snuck up on people working polling places. You had one job! One day EVERY FOUR YEARS and you can't get it done in a reasonable time frame?

[Saniflush]

I am not really enjoying the series finale of the United States.

[Buzz Killington]

I am not really enjoying the series finale of the United States.

I was expecting to see Not My President: Season 2, but instead they are playing Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels.

[Snaggletiger]

How can we still be counting? It's not like this snuck up on people working polling places. You had one job! One day EVERY FOUR YEARS and you can't get it done in a reasonable time frame?

So California, New York, Texas, Florida and basically 90% of the States can get their votes counted by about 10:00 last night.  But a handful of States don't have the ability to process and count theirs?  So, when you look at the breakdown of where and why this is happening, it goes a little something like this, and this is from 2 different networks I watched last night til 2:00 in the frickin' morning:

Michigan can't finalize because they can't get the totals from Detroit.

Wisconsin is waiting on Milwaukee.

Pennsylvania just can't seem to count all the votes in Philadelphia.

Georgia is being held up by Atlanta.


Everywhere else in those States got it done.  Trump was/is leading in all those States, pretty comfortably in some.  But what's the common denominator in all these areas?  Overwhelmingly Democrat. And suddenly, they forgot how to run an election? 

[Buzz Killington]

So California, New York, Texas, Florida and basically 90% of the States can get their votes counted by about 10:00 last night.  But a handful of States don't have the ability to process and count theirs?  So, when you look at the breakdown of where and why this is happening, it goes a little something like this, and this is from 2 different networks I watched last night til 2:00 in the frickin' morning:

Michigan can't finalize because they can't get the totals from Detroit.

Wisconsin is waiting on Milwaukee.

Pennsylvania just can't seem to count all the votes in Philadelphia.

Georgia is being held up by Atlanta.


Everywhere else in those States got it done.  Trump was/is leading in all those States, pretty comfortably in some.  But what's the common denominator in all these areas?  Overwhelmingly Democrat. And suddenly, they forgot how to run an election?

Look...it takes time to search all the closets in the polling places for those stuffed ballot boxes they hid there back in October.  If you Republican racists would just leave them alone for a few hours they can get a full count done.

[Snaggletiger]

Look...it takes time to search all the closets in the polling places for those stuffed ballot boxes they hid there back in October.  If you Republican racists would just leave them alone for a few hours they can get a full count done.

Oh lookie there, another one for Biden.  Oh, and here's another one...and another one.  Glad we thought to look in the trunk of that 2008 Impala parked at the end of the block.

[WiregrassTiger]

Serious question. Has anyone checked on kaos? Does he have access to any firearms?

[Kaos]

 Does he have access to any firearms?

I do.  

[The Six]

There are now more votes in Wisconsin than registered voters.

Hmmm...

[Snaggletiger]

There are now more votes in Wisconsin than registered voters.

Hmmm...

[WiregrassTiger]

I do. 

I’m worried about you offing yourself.

srsly, this is awful, no doubt. But can we say it’s surprising? The amount of total bullshit this guy has endured is immeasurable. From left, his own party and the deep state. Unprecedented.

it is what it is. The majority of this country wants socialism. I truly believe that.

K, can we change that? Nope. Should we leave? I don’t know but I think anything move within the first year is probably too soon to tell.

[Snaggletiger]

I’m worried about you offing yourself.

srsly, this is awful, no doubt. But can we say it’s surprising? The amount of total bullshit this guy has endured is immeasurable. From left, his own party and the deep state. Unprecedented.

it is what it is. The majority of this country wants socialism. I truly believe that.

K, can we change that? Nope. Should we leave? I don’t know but I think anything move within the first year is probably too soon to tell.

If Biden gets in, the key is keeping the Senate.  That will keep the checks and balances in place for the most part.