Kaos..Is this YOU???? Funny Site!

[Snaggletiger]

Nope.  I want to be operating at optimum efficiency.

You know how it is when you get a little older.  A little alcohol affects you in bad ways in certain areas.

Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about.

Ok, maybe it takes more than a little. 

Doesn't affect me there at all.  In fact, I'm wasted just about every time I have lovely relations with myself. 

What? I've been married 24 years, who else am I gonna' have relations with?

[Thrilla]

I'll take a box of Chicken in a Biscuit with some Easy Cheese (preferably American).

Oh, the

This man is world renowned for owning one piece of furniture for 1 hour while he systematically destoys a box of chicken on a biscuit and can of easy cheese.  It is absolutely amazing.

[Ogre]

Oh, the

This man is world renowned for owning one piece of furniture for 1 hour while he systematically destoys a box of chicken on a biscuit and can of easy cheese.  It is absolutely amazing.

I am proud to say that I had it down to an art form back in the day.  I'm probably a little rusty right now, but I've heard it's like riding a bike. 

[Thrilla]

I am proud to say that I had it down to an art form back in the day.  I'm probably a little rusty right now, but I've heard it's like riding a bike. 

Oh, I have just what you need to get you back in your fighting form.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

This man is world renowned for owning one piece of furniture for 1 hour while he systematically destoys a box of chicken on a biscuit and can of easy cheese.  It is absolutely amazing.

Quite possibly the single most eyebrow raising, questionable sentence (or two...) in the young history of this site.

[Ogre]

Oh, I have just what you need to get you back in your fighting form.

Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu.......you got what I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

[Snaggletiger]

But you say he jus a friend.  But you say he jus a friend.

[Thrilla]

He jus a friend.