All Decade Offense

[Snaggletiger]

The same reputable site put out the All Decade Offense today.  Why they listed only 10 on the defense, I have no clue.  But here they be:

Pass Catchers:  Sammie Coates, Emory Blake and Ryan "Man Love" Davis

Hogs:  Lee Ziemba, Alex Kozan, Reese Dismukes, Braden Smith and Greg Robinson

QB: Clint Mosely  CAM

Ball Toters:  Carry On Johnson, Tre Mason

Tight End:  Lutzy


Most comments on the site questioned how they could pick Emory Blake over Darvin Adams.  I second that emotion.  I might have put CJ Who's Ya Mama over Lutz, simply for more productive years during this decade.

Thoughts?  Uh huh.  

[Buzz Killington]

Agreed 1000% on the Darvin sticky hands Adams over Blake.
Uzi over Lutzie?  Not quite so much.
Why no Michael Dyer either?

[Snaggletiger]

Agreed 1000% on the Darvin sticky hands Adams over Blake.
Uzi over Lutzie?  Not quite so much.
Why no Michael Dyer either?

Yep.  I was curious....and bi...so I went back and looked at stats.  Lutz was a lot more productive. And it begged the question of why in the wide, wide world of sports did we (He) take the TE completely out of the offense?

Dyer can't be on there because he smoked marijuana cigarettes.

[WiregrassTiger]

Does Ziemba still hold the record for false starts?

[Kaos]

Does Ziemba still hold the record for false starts?

My baby daughter thought his name was dammit.  

Dammit Ziemba!  

[WiregrassTiger]

Agreed 1000% on the Darvin sticky hands Adams over Blake.
Uzi over Lutzie?  Not quite so much.
Why no Michael Dyer either?

Dyer would definitely spice this team up.

[Snaggletiger]

Dyer would definitely spice this team up.

What do you mean he would spi.....wait....I see what you did there.

[wesfau2]

Does Ziemba still hold the record for false starts?

Mark Fucking Pera.

[WiregrassTiger]

Mark Fucking Pera.

It would be a close race, for sure, Weskie. But I’m pretty damn confident in the Z for this category.

[Buzz Killington]

Mark fudgeing Pera.

Another new league record