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« on: June 05, 2020, 11:46:45 AM »
Just saw a video of the players arriving back on campus.  Obviously all in masks and getting that temp taken.  But it was good to see.  Signs of life, people.  Maybe we get back to the old normal, sooner than later. 

In other there's nothing going on news, Tahd linebacker, Markail Benton hasn't been on the roster since the Sugar Bowl.  6'2" 235 Phenix City native, who I believe we recruited pretty hard, if memory serves, got suspended by the omnipotent one and has entered the Continuum Transfunctioner.  Haven't heard one word about him, but just wondering if we had a good relationship with him and he might want to get closer to home.  The other side of that is, you have to F things up in a major fashion to get left off the Sugar Bowl roster.  My super duper inside sources confirm that Lord Saybinz knows his bread and butter and mega millions depend on his players being on the field, and you've got to commit murder not to make the SB roster.

In really lame news, I made the mistake yesterday of going to the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. for any tidbit of AU news I could find.  Read one of the most mind-blowingly ridiculous pieces by Bama Knob Schlobber, Jeff Goodman.  He wrote a scathing piece about Dabo Swinney saying something along the lines of needing God and prayer right now.  Goodman's entire piece was on how all the world's problems are because of Trump and the white man's privilege.  Wow. 
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2020, 11:59:27 AM »
Just saw a video of the players arriving back on campus.  Obviously all in masks and getting that temp taken.  But it was good to see.  Signs of life, people.  Maybe we get back to the old normal, sooner than later.

In other there's nothing going on news, Tahd linebacker, Markail Benton hasn't been on the roster since the Sugar Bowl.  6'2" 235 Phenix City native, who I believe we recruited pretty hard, if memory serves, got suspended by the omnipotent one and has entered the Continuum Transfunctioner.  Haven't heard one word about him, but just wondering if we had a good relationship with him and he might want to get closer to home.  The other side of that is, you have to F things up in a major fashion to get left off the Sugar Bowl roster.  My super duper inside sources confirm that Lord Saybinz knows his bread and butter and mega millions depend on his players being on the field, and you've got to commit murder not to make the SB roster.

In really lame news, I made the mistake yesterday of going to the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. for any tidbit of AU news I could find.  Read one of the most mind-blowingly ridiculous pieces by Bama Knob Schlobber, Jeff Goodman.  He wrote a scathing piece about Dabo Swinney saying something along the lines of needing God and prayer right now.  Goodman's entire piece was on how all the world's problems are because of Trump and the white man's privilege.  Wow.
Are you insinuating that Goodman is wrong?
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2020, 01:47:01 PM »
Time to update the stadium music.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2020, 04:01:50 PM »
Just saw a video of the players arriving back on campus.  Obviously all in masks and getting that temp taken.  But it was good to see.  Signs of life, people.  Maybe we get back to the old normal, sooner than later.

In other there's nothing going on news, Tahd linebacker, Markail Benton hasn't been on the roster since the Sugar Bowl.  6'2" 235 Phenix City native, who I believe we recruited pretty hard, if memory serves, got suspended by the omnipotent one and has entered the Continuum Transfunctioner.  Haven't heard one word about him, but just wondering if we had a good relationship with him and he might want to get closer to home.  The other side of that is, you have to F things up in a major fashion to get left off the Sugar Bowl roster.  My super duper inside sources confirm that Lord Saybinz knows his bread and butter and mega millions depend on his players being on the field, and you've got to commit murder not to make the SB roster.

In really lame news, I made the mistake yesterday of going to the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. for any tidbit of AU news I could find.  Read one of the most mind-blowingly ridiculous pieces by Bama Knob Schlobber, Jeff Goodman.  He wrote a scathing piece about Dabo Swinney saying something along the lines of needing God and prayer right now.  Goodman's entire piece was on how all the world's problems are because of Trump and the white man's privilege.  Wow.
it's al.communist.  

I honestly think there's a market for a conservative alternative to al.com which has skewed radically left over the last five years or so.   

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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2020, 04:23:38 PM »
it's al.communist. 

I honestly think there's a market for a conservative alternative to al.com which has skewed radically left over the last five years or so. 
This is absolutely true, I believe. I don’t understand the inner workings of how to make money. But I don’t doubt for a second that a conservative or moderate version would do much better. 

Besides, the writing is really bad.
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2020, 10:44:40 AM »
Time to update the stadium music.


All for that...as long as they don't show that video on the Jaygantuatron
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2020, 01:52:26 PM »
All for that...as long as they don't show that video on the Jaygantuatron
Well as long as it is some of the other videos with his wife in them....
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2020, 03:19:39 PM »
Well as long as it is some of the other videos with his wife in them....
Edit...Not sure it's his wife but whatever....I want to touch her naughty bits.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2020, 03:25:42 PM »
Just saw a video of the players arriving back on campus.  Obviously all in masks and getting that temp taken.  But it was good to see.  Signs of life, people.  Maybe we get back to the old normal, sooner than later.
Was this before or after the march for submission?
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2020, 05:08:59 PM »
Was this before or after the march for submission?
I do not know but I do know that is the new normal.
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2020, 10:19:31 PM »
Edit...Not sure it's his wife but whatever....I want to touch her naughty bits.


They are now divorced.  

Touch away.  
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