I hate Helen Crump

[The Six]

According to the wiki's (Which means it's true)

Corsaut (Helen) never married or had any children. According to the 2015 book Andy & Don: The Making of a Friendship and a Classic American TV Show, she and Andy Griffith, who was married at the time, had an affair while working together on The Andy Griffith Show.


Oh, you can call her a prude all you want, but the fact is she was riding the Sheriff's night stick like a mechanical bull.

All those Hollyweirds fudge each other, I'm sure. It's never a surprise when they talk about it later. Heck, Tom Cruise was married to Mimi Rogers (who got him in the Scientolgies) and then started banging Nicole Kidman whilst acting like a race car driver.

[dallaswareagle]

 For that matter?  Thelma Lou was a diamond in the rough.  I'd damn sure take her (the way she was back then, now she looks like a battered pancake mix). 

You can't tell me that Barney and Otis didn't do trains on her at the court house after hours.  

[Kaos]

You can't tell me that Barney and Otis didn't do trains on her at the court house after hours. 

I would have been all over Thelma Lou like elmers glue on a first-grader's fingers.  Back then.  

Now, she looks like a tube of pillsbury biscuits that exploded from the heat. 

[dallaswareagle]

Hammer time:

[GH2001]

I would have been all over Thelma Lou like elmers glue on a first-grader's fingers.  Back then. 

Now, she looks like a tube of pillsbury biscuits that exploded from the heat.

Damn....Harsh.

Aint she like 117? Betty White is.