The World Has Gone Nuttz

[Snaggletiger]

Is that wrong?  Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, 'cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

You had sex on your desk with the cleaning woman?

[Snaggletiger]

Snagette and I took a day trip down to the beaches this past Saturday.  It's about a 90 minute straight shot to Panty Bra City from teh Circle City.  Mainly stayed around PC doing a little shopping and eating.  Hit Schooners for lunch and I have to say it didn't look like the Coronas were affecting the beach goers.  Pretty well packed and a ton of boats out on a beautiful day.  However, I just heard last night that Seaside on 30A is basically closing up shop for a month.  I don't know to what extent "closing" means but it sounded like they plan on that community being a ghost town for the next few weeks.  I think if more communities start following suit, you might be able to get a bad ass abode dirt cheap.  I may have to quarantine myself in that area.

On the Schooners note, I haven't been to that place in probably 20 years. The food was pretty decent (Blackened Redfish) but what surprised me were the prices.  Not one entrée over $20.00, which is virtually unheard of at the beach.  If I can get a good piece of grilled fish, some fries, hushpups and a cold beer with a beach view for under $20.00, life is pretty good. 

[wesfau2]

I just heard last night that Seaside on 30A is basically closing up shop for a month.

They're just shutting down the town square area.  The commercial spaces.

[CCTAU]

Snagette and I took a day trip down to the beaches this past Saturday.  It's about a 90 minute straight shot to Panty Bra City from teh Circle City.  Mainly stayed around PC doing a little shopping and eating.  Hit Schooners for lunch and I have to say it didn't look like the Coronas were affecting the beach goers.  Pretty well packed and a ton of boats out on a beautiful day.  However, I just heard last night that Seaside on 30A is basically closing up shop for a month.  I don't know to what extent "closing" means but it sounded like they plan on that community being a ghost town for the next few weeks.  I think if more communities start following suit, you might be able to get a bad ass abode dirt cheap.  I may have to quarantine myself in that area.

On the Schooners note, I haven't been to that place in probably 20 years. The food was pretty decent (Blackened Redfish) but what surprised me were the prices.  Not one entrée over $20.00, which is virtually unheard of at the beach.  If I can get a good piece of grilled fish, some fries, hushpups and a cold beer with a beach view for under $20.00, life is pretty good.

HUNT's.

I was at Schooners a few weeks ago. It was a decent crowd on a Saturday night.
Beer in a can for $3 is a bit much.

Head on down to Patches and get a nice pizza. They revamped the place and its nice now.

[CCTAU]

They're just shutting down the town square area.  The commercial spaces.

Rich people problems....

[WiregrassTiger]

Snagette and I took a day trip down to the beaches this past Saturday.  It's about a 90 minute straight shot to Panty Bra City from teh Circle City.  Mainly stayed around PC doing a little shopping and eating.  Hit Schooners for lunch and I have to say it didn't look like the Coronas were affecting the beach goers.  Pretty well packed and a ton of boats out on a beautiful day.  However, I just heard last night that Seaside on 30A is basically closing up shop for a month.  I don't know to what extent "closing" means but it sounded like they plan on that community being a ghost town for the next few weeks.  I think if more communities start following suit, you might be able to get a bad ass abode dirt cheap.  I may have to quarantine myself in that area.

On the Schooners note, I haven't been to that place in probably 20 years. The food was pretty decent (Blackened Redfish) but what surprised me were the prices.  Not one entrée over $20.00, which is virtually unheard of at the beach.  If I can get a good piece of grilled fish, some fries, hushpups and a cold beer with a beach view for under $20.00, life is pretty good.

This would be great for you to rent a chalet somewhere like this and hole up until it’s over however it may be difficult to find someone willing to rent to the old. Since they aren’t going to want to have to endure the stigma or have to decontaminate the place after the coroner comes.

Why don’t you just send Snaggette to me and you can ride this thing until the end in a tent on the beach.

I’ll take care of her. Believe me.

[Kaos]

I'm not one to ride the paranoia wave.  If anything I'm more likely to surf the pfffffttttt train.  

But I'm a little concerned.  I keep hearing that this is unprecedented.  BULLSHIT.  It's precedented all over the place.  All throughout history.  And from everything I've seen this is relatively mild in comparison to what we've endured even just in this century.  The one that came through in 2009 had 60 million infected and 15,000 dead.  Nobody bought up all the toilet paper.  Nobody was locked down.  Is there something we're not being told?  

Let's look at real numbers.  

In China they've confirmed 81,000 cases.  But there are a BILLION of those fuckers over there.  A BILLION.  So 0.000081 of the population has it.  0.0081%  That's miniscule.  

You know what .000081 of the US population is?  26,700,   Honestly?  Whoopee fucking shit.  Let's say we fuck it up TWICE as bad as China?  53,000.  TEN times as bad.  267,000.  A HUNDRED times as bad.  2,670,000.  

So to even approach the level of the 2009 epidemic, we'd have to fuck this thing up TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVEN TIMES worse than China.  And then we'd just barely reach the level of Obama's incompetent fuckery in that event.   

Why are people being essentially confined to their homes?  Why are the stores empty?

Why do I suspect that if you dig deep enough you'll find the skeletor grin of Hillary Clinton and the diabolical evil of George Soros sitting at the bottom of that well?   Why does my gut tell me this is manufactured?  

[wesfau2]

I'm not one to ride the paranoia wave.  If anything I'm more likely to surf the pfffffttttt train. 

But I'm a little concerned.  I keep hearing that this is unprecedented.  BULLSHIT.  It's precedented all over the place.  All throughout history.  And from everything I've seen this is relatively mild in comparison to what we've endured even just in this century.  The one that came through in 2009 had 60 million infected and 15,000 dead.  Nobody bought up all the toilet paper.  Nobody was locked down.  Is there something we're not being told? 

Let's look at real numbers. 

In China they've confirmed 81,000 cases.  But there are a BILLION of those fuckers over there.  A BILLION.  So 0.000081 of the population has it.  0.0081%  That's miniscule. 

You know what .000081 of the US population is?  26,700,  Honestly?  Whoopee fucking shit.  Let's say we fuck it up TWICE as bad as China?  53,000.  TEN times as bad.  267,000.  A HUNDRED times as bad.  2,670,000. 

So to even approach the level of the 2009 epidemic, we'd have to fuck this thing up TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVEN TIMES worse than China.  And then we'd just barely reach the level of Obama's incompetent fuckery in that event. 

Why are people being essentially confined to their homes?  Why are the stores empty?

Why do I suspect that if you dig deep enough you'll find the skeletor grin of Hillary Clinton and the diabolical evil of George Soros sitting at the bottom of that well?  Why does my gut tell me this is manufactured? 

So you're all of the sudden very confident in the numbers China is reporting?  Interesting.

[WiregrassTiger]

I'm not one to ride the paranoia wave.  If anything I'm more likely to surf the pfffffttttt train. 

But I'm a little concerned.  I keep hearing that this is unprecedented.  BULLSHIT.  It's precedented all over the place.  All throughout history.  And from everything I've seen this is relatively mild in comparison to what we've endured even just in this century.  The one that came through in 2009 had 60 million infected and 15,000 dead.  Nobody bought up all the toilet paper.  Nobody was locked down.  Is there something we're not being told? 

Let's look at real numbers. 

In China they've confirmed 81,000 cases.  But there are a BILLION of those fuckers over there.  A BILLION.  So 0.000081 of the population has it.  0.0081%  That's miniscule. 

You know what .000081 of the US population is?  26,700,  Honestly?  Whoopee fucking shit.  Let's say we fuck it up TWICE as bad as China?  53,000.  TEN times as bad.  267,000.  A HUNDRED times as bad.  2,670,000. 

So to even approach the level of the 2009 epidemic, we'd have to fuck this thing up TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVEN TIMES worse than China.  And then we'd just barely reach the level of Obama's incompetent fuckery in that event. 

Why are people being essentially confined to their homes?  Why are the stores empty?

Why do I suspect that if you dig deep enough you'll find the skeletor grin of Hillary Clinton and the diabolical evil of George Soros sitting at the bottom of that well?  Why does my gut tell me this is manufactured? 

Guys, Someone please start a goodbye thread for kaos.

It’s been really..... well, I have known you a while, kaos.

Farewell.

[Snaggletiger]

They're just shutting down the town square area.  The commercial spaces.

I know they have events several times a week in that open amphitheater area, so I figured that would be shut down.  Closing up the commercial spaces is going to be a knife to the gut with it being so seasonal.

[Kaos]

So you're all of the sudden very confident in the numbers China is reporting?  Interesting.

No, I'm not.  That's why I extrapolated it out to a hundred times worse.  And it's still a blip compared to the last one.  

While I don't trust the China numbers, take Italy's.  

28,000 confirmed out of 62 million.   .0004

They've already started to decline.  

Italy is roughly 1/5 the size of the US and VASTLY more densely populated.  

So if we stay at the same infection rate as Italy?  140,000 infected.  Min-i-fucking-scule in comparison to almost everything else that's come through virus wise.   Say it's TWICE that bad?  Still only 280,000.  

There's something else to this story and I'm getting the sense it's almost purely political at this point.  

[CCTAU]

I'm not one to ride the paranoia wave.  If anything I'm more likely to surf the pfffffttttt train. 

But I'm a little concerned.  I keep hearing that this is unprecedented.  BULLSHIT.  It's precedented all over the place.  All throughout history.  And from everything I've seen this is relatively mild in comparison to what we've endured even just in this century.  The one that came through in 2009 had 60 million infected and 15,000 dead.  Nobody bought up all the toilet paper.  Nobody was locked down.  Is there something we're not being told? 

Let's look at real numbers. 

In China they've confirmed 81,000 cases.  But there are a BILLION of those fuckers over there.  A BILLION.  So 0.000081 of the population has it.  0.0081%  That's miniscule. 

You know what .000081 of the US population is?  26,700,  Honestly?  Whoopee fucking shit.  Let's say we fuck it up TWICE as bad as China?  53,000.  TEN times as bad.  267,000.  A HUNDRED times as bad.  2,670,000. 

So to even approach the level of the 2009 epidemic, we'd have to fuck this thing up TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVEN TIMES worse than China.  And then we'd just barely reach the level of Obama's incompetent fuckery in that event. 

Why are people being essentially confined to their homes?  Why are the stores empty?

Why do I suspect that if you dig deep enough you'll find the skeletor grin of Hillary Clinton and the diabolical evil of George Soros sitting at the bottom of that well?  Why does my gut tell me this is manufactured? 

Estimated population of 1.386 billion.

So 81000 out of 1.36 billion = .0058%? Is that correct?

So that makes the numbers even lower, right? 18560.

[Kaos]

Estimated population of 1.386 billion.

So 81000 out of 1.36 billion = .0058%? Is that correct?

So that makes the numbers even lower, right? 18560.

Agree with Wes.  Can't really trust China's figures.  

But all this WE ARE WHERE ITALY WAS TWO WEEKS AGO!! panic is accumulated horseshit.  Even if we reach Italy's highest numbers, we're still 5x bigger so it's 1/5th the impact.  

I'm disgusted with the people I see around me.  Clearing the store shelves, fighting over food.  God help us if something real ever comes along.  This ain't it.  

[WiregrassTiger]

I would like for you all to focus on all of the good that kaos has done whilst on this earth.

He gives drinks to employees, at cost.

He counsels peoples about the err of their ways.

He is a successful business man.

That’s all I got. But let us remember him while we still have him here and thank him for his efforts. No, we can’t be very sure regarding these efforts but they were efforts, nonetheless.

It is often said about people that they had a pure heart. And I’m sure someone, somewhere will day this about someone on the day we lay k low. Whether it is about him, I don’t know.

K has been the best writer in this joint ever since I’ve been coming. There are smarter, better looking and badder asses or actually all 3 would be me. But there is no denying he had the most Likes before GF fucked the button up.

And he writes really good. Wes uses bigger words, sure. But K just has a way with words.

I’m going to miss you, you mule headed motherfucker.

Wish you’d believe it’s real and quit trying to do so much math. You’re better than Chizad, sure, but percents won’t matter when your ass is laying in ICU in a coma. It is not a hoax no matter who caused it.

It is very real. And I hope we are all laughing at the failed conspiracy in two weeks.

Just sit your ass on the couch for a couple of weeks. That’s all they are asking.

I honestly believe you can do it.

[Snaggletiger]

Coronas related:  I'm flipping channels as I'm headed to lunch and come across conservative commentator, Mark Steyn.  I'm not a huge fan of his but stopped to listen for a minute.  He was talking about San Francisco being the first place to take the quarantine thingy to the next level and tell people to stay home and only go out for absolute essentials.  He said, "Now why would San Francisco be the first to do that?  I'll tell you why.  Because of the gay boys.  San Francisco has all the gay boys and their immune systems are compromised.  The government there doesn't want all the gay boys to die."

   

[AUJarhead]

Coronas related:  I'm flipping channels as I'm headed to lunch and come across conservative commentator, Mark Steyn.  I'm not a huge fan of his but stopped to listen for a minute.  He was talking about San Francisco being the first place to take the quarantine thingy to the next level and tell people to stay home and only go out for absolute essentials.  He said, "Now why would San Francisco be the first to do that?  I'll tell you why.  Because of the gay boys.  San Francisco has all the gay boys and their immune systems are compromised.  The government there doesn't want all the gay boys to die."

 

I always thought you were in Dothan.

[Saniflush]

Coronas related:  I'm flipping channels as I'm headed to lunch and come across conservative commentator, Mark Steyn.  I'm not a huge fan of his but stopped to listen for a minute.  He was talking about San Francisco being the first place to take the quarantine thingy to the next level and tell people to stay home and only go out for absolute essentials.  He said, "Now why would San Francisco be the first to do that?  I'll tell you why.  Because of the gay boys.  San Francisco has all the gay boys and their immune systems are compromised.  The government there doesn't want all the gay boys to die."

 

I figured they were the first because they know that poop happens and that's where they do it...outside.

[WiregrassTiger]

I always thought you were in Dothan.

Whoop, there it is!

[Snaggletiger]

I always thought you were in Dothan.

I am in Dothan.  Why would you think I was anywhere else because......wait......son of a....

[Buzz Killington]

I figured they were the first because they know that poop happens and that's where they do it...outside.

That's Los Poopeles