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Fawning to the extreme

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Fawning to the extreme
« on: March 08, 2020, 11:24:38 AM »
https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2020/03/nfl-draft-revolves-around-tua-tagovailoas-return.html

Never seen a “straight news” piece written at such a fanboy level.  This reads like a love struck teenage letter about some girl he sees on the movie screen.  

“History will remember those who bet against Tuabalognadabrokea. “ 

Yep.  It will. As some smart motherfuckers. 
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Re: Fawning to the extreme
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2020, 10:46:49 PM »
Mr. Glass.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Fawning to the extreme
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2020, 08:42:49 AM »
The entire premise here is astounding. "The doctors who wouldn't clear Drew Brees to the Dolphins set that place into a tailspin while giving Alabama the leverage needed to get Saban to come and decimate college football forever. If he had stayed, 13 Super Bowls would now belong to the Dolphins. But have no fear, fans of the mammals who look like fish; Tua Turnover is on his way to save the franchise!"

Yeah, right.

Eat a bag and take a lap, Joseph Goodman, you hack.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2020, 08:44:30 AM by The Six »
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Re: Fawning to the extreme
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2020, 08:53:00 AM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.