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Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)

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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2020, 08:55:53 AM »
Farts like nothing else. I think it’s the steamed onions.
Probably more likely the horse meat.
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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2020, 12:22:05 PM »
Pretty much.

I'm not saying you have to ride that bitch in the Kentucky Derby or the Preakness.  May just take it a quick lap around the pasture for old times sake.  I do Krystal 3 times a year.  Even with all my drinking, getting high and fudgeed up, something always told me anything more than that and I would die. 

Oh, I thought that hurricane up north several years ago took out all those churches?
They still got the KFCs though, so it's ok
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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2020, 02:34:20 PM »
Probably more likely the horse meat.
It is funny you say this. Horse meat is my nick name. That I call myself, I mean.
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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2020, 02:45:52 PM »
It is funny you say this. Horse meat is my nick name. That I call myself, I mean.
Image result for Meat from Porky's images

You love the meat.
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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2020, 06:49:25 PM »
Image result for Meat from Porky's images

You love the meat.
When you went to the doctor about the hideous boils and fungus, did you by chance ask if he thought that it is possible you could become funny? Ever?

And not just like a faggot kind of funny.
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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2020, 08:01:33 AM »
When you went to the doctor about the hideous boils and fungus, did you by chance ask if he thought that it is possible you could become funny? Ever?

And not just like a faggot kind of funny.
We can't use the f-word anymore according to my HR training.
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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2020, 08:58:50 AM »
We can't use the f-word anymore according to my HR training.
It's alright...nobody's listening anyway.
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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2020, 10:45:19 AM »
Son of a bitch.  My favorite part of the drive coming back from PCB now is to stop in Dothan and get me a bakers dozen.  Time for someone to open up a White Castle.
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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2020, 10:56:55 AM »
Son of a bitch.  My favorite part of the drive coming back from PCB now is to stop in Dothan and get me a bakers dozen.  Time for someone to open up a White Castle.
Are you thinking what i'm thinking? 


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Re: Krystal files Chapter 11 (a.k.a. Sackful of Bankruptcy)
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2020, 11:01:10 AM »
Are you thinking what i'm thinking?



Oh yea...
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."