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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2019, 04:33:06 PM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2019, 04:38:18 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on December 16, 2019, 03:34:50 PM
Hope Solo nudes...
So you're cool with the gays.

Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2019, 04:43:06 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 04:38:18 PM
Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
That could be alright too...if you're into that kind of stuff.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2019, 04:55:25 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 16, 2019, 04:43:06 PM
That could be alright too...if you're into that kind of stuff.
Your words have meaning, pale face.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2019, 06:21:27 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 04:38:18 PM
So you're cool with the gays.

Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
Some of us never had to stoop to “imminently bangable!”
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2019, 07:02:06 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on December 15, 2019, 08:26:35 PM
I recommend that you never go to an x gate. Take my word.
I don't care if they are around, I just don't want them trying to fuck me or my cats.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2019, 07:05:03 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on December 16, 2019, 06:21:27 PM
Some of us never had to stoop to “imminently bangable!”
Some of you should look up the definition and uses of "imminently."
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2019, 07:35:00 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 04:38:18 PM
So you're cool with the gays.

Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
True technically. But....Dick in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope. 

I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2019, 08:01:29 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on December 16, 2019, 07:35:00 PM
True technically. But....Dick in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope.

I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
I spent my adolescence chasing the dubious treasures of the vacationing...ahem...ladies of the Redneck Riviera.

Looks fine to me.

Just sayin.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2019, 09:19:25 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 08:01:29 PM
I spent my adolescence chasing the dubious treasures of the vacationing...ahem...ladies of the Redneck Riviera.

Looks fine to me.

Just sayin.

I chortled. 
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2019, 10:38:46 PM »
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2019, 09:09:04 AM »
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2019, 01:07:14 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on December 16, 2019, 07:35:00 PM
True technically. But....Dick in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope.

I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
Somebody gets it. Some things should be left unseen.
Almost as bad as CHYNA.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #33 on: December 17, 2019, 01:12:05 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on December 17, 2019, 01:07:14 PM
Somebody gets it. Some things should be left unseen.
Almost as bad as CHYNA.
Listen if you fuckers can't accept a woman who when she is naked whistles in the wind I can't help you.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #34 on: December 17, 2019, 06:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on December 17, 2019, 01:12:05 PM
Listen if you fuckers can't accept a woman who when she is naked whistles in the wind I can't help you.
I kind of like curtains.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #35 on: December 17, 2019, 07:30:37 PM »
I never want to see CCTAU's sausage in Snagg's mouth.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2019, 12:05:12 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on December 16, 2019, 03:34:50 PM
Hope Solo nudes...
At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall.  What is wrong with this place???
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2019, 08:50:02 AM »
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2019, 08:51:19 AM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on December 18, 2019, 12:05:12 AM
At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall.  What is wrong with this place???
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2019, 09:38:26 AM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on December 18, 2019, 12:05:12 AM
At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall.  What is wrong with this place???
They were. Like 5 years ago. It was very scarring.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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