Things I never want to see again

Kaos · « **on:** December 10, 2019, 03:13:59 PM »

There are random things that piss me off. Random. Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy.

1) The phrase "claps back." Fuck you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article. Just fuck you with a rusty chainsaw. I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade. The drag queens "clapped back." Fuck that. I hate it.

2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman." Just fuck you. My dog is smarter than you are. Ram a fossilized great dane dick up your ass.

I may add more later. Those are the two immediate entries.

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2019, 03:46:36 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on December 10, 2019, 03:13:59 PM

There are random things that piss me off. Random. Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy.

1) The phrase "claps back." Fuck you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article. Just fuck you with a rusty chainsaw. I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade. The drag queens "clapped back." Fuck that. I hate it.

2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman." Just fuck you. My dog is smarter than you are. Ram a fossilized great dane dick up your ass.

I may add more later. Those are the two immediate entries.

What about if the stripper claps back? I kinda like that.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2019, 03:59:44 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on December 10, 2019, 03:46:36 PM

What about if the stripper claps back? I kinda like that.

That's inhooman

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2019, 09:36:46 PM »

Sorry to interrupt guys but does anyone know where I may find a fossilized Great Dane dick? At a reasonable price?

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2019, 07:37:25 PM »

Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2019, 07:58:43 PM »

Michelle Obama's round ass mug on the cover of every magazine at the checkout counter.

Kaos · « **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2019, 08:29:07 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on December 14, 2019, 07:37:25 PM

Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.

Damn straight. The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Donâ€™t need to see that.

And no more of Moosechelle Obuffalobama anywhere.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2019, 08:26:35 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on December 14, 2019, 07:37:25 PM

Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.

I recommend that you never go to an x gate. Take my word.

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2019, 12:08:53 PM »

WT's headwound

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2019, 02:00:28 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on December 16, 2019, 12:08:53 PM

WT's headwound

The zipper is pretty cool though

wesfau2 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2019, 02:10:41 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on December 14, 2019, 08:29:07 PM

Damn straight. The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Donâ€™t need to see that.

This cracks me the fuck up.

Oh no! Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people! Clutch the pearls!

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2019, 02:11:10 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on December 16, 2019, 12:08:53 PM

WT's headwound

Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.

i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But Iâ€™ve done the same with pics of his wife.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2019, 02:12:38 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 02:10:41 PM

This cracks me the fuck up.

Oh no! Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people! Clutch the pearls!

and how do you know this about the gays?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2019, 02:42:53 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on December 16, 2019, 02:11:10 PM

Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.

i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But Iâ€™ve done the same with pics of his wife.

I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......

I had your back.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2019, 03:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2019, 02:42:53 PM

I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......

I had your back.

Well, thatâ€™s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.

Thank you.

sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2019, 03:15:13 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on December 16, 2019, 03:11:48 PM

Well, thatâ€™s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.

Thank you.

sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.

Oh that's okay. We've cashed in big time on those.

CCTAU · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2019, 03:34:50 PM »

Hope Solo nudes...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #17 on:** December 16, 2019, 03:37:21 PM »

The LIMU Emu

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** December 16, 2019, 04:00:05 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 16, 2019, 03:37:21 PM

The LIMU Emu

And Doug?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #19 on:** December 16, 2019, 04:24:40 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2019, 04:00:05 PM

And Doug?

Nah, Doug's cool