Those damn fools are braying about "returning to championship-level football."
They think of themselves as just behind Bama in the SEC historically. They're close, so close. Remember when they beat Nick Saban two years in a row (by cheating like motherfuckers?)? LSU, Florida, Auburn, Georgia... all lower tier programs compared to the mighty Ole Piss Rebel Ackbar Black Bear Doo Doo Sharks. They have MOAR National Championships than LSU or Auburn or Florida or Georgia, by damn!! Forget the fact that until the early 2000s they had zero. Then they stole a page from the Turds, reached back into the archives and made some up. I will never forget seeing a team gear truck rolling down the road with "Three National Championships" written on it and laughing at the idiots.
Damn fools.
How can they not see that all they are is the cupcake under the doormat?