Wow, thank God that serial offender is off the streets. Now the National Communists Against Athletes can move on to more pressing matters, like making sure SPUAT has all their backdated cease and desist letters up to date.
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
What did he ever do to you?
No, that's his first name.
His name's, fudge Scott Fitzgerald?
Well, then what does the F stand for?
Francis
No, got to be fuck.