When I Walked Outside This Morning....

[Snaggletiger]

it was noticeably cooler.  I had my Auburn shirt on and thinking about the baby back ribs that will grace the coals of my Big Green Egg tomorrow.  And then I realized.....



something was missing......



What could it be......?


Suddenly, there was an itch just below my nuttz sack (Complete with said nuttz) and right in front of my starfish.  And it was then that I knew.....


someone has to call it.  Soooooo.....


Wait for it.......


It's time to call.....

[Snaggletiger]

[The Six]

[bottomfeeder]

Bwahaha! OMG! I felt it too.

[Snaggletiger]

[jmar]

There is taint wherever comedy is possible. This rendition of Auburn football is loaded with taintable opportunities. We all hate that we have the toughest schedule in all of college football, possibly the worst ever in the history of the game...
and while in the eyes of the many we will fall short of a playoff team WE KNOW that we are Auburn and nothing is out of the realm of possibility. So in this moment of taint I hereby declare that Auburn destroy it's natural enemies and claim it's rightful place as an elite program.













I'm sorry, I've been knocking back a slew of beers since late this morning and wanted to offer a modicum of hope. In the name if the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost. WDE!

[Buzz Killington]

[djsimp]

[djsimp]

[Godfather]

You know I should let this thread die because Snags almost jinxed us. However, there is only one man that can call the taint and you sir are not him. good day!

[Snaggletiger]

You know I should let this thread die because Snags almost jinxed us. However, there is only one man that can call the taint and you sir are not him. good day!

The Taint must be called prior to the season's start. Page 36, Section 12, Paragraph 3, Micro-line 6 of the Taint Calling Handbook, clearly lays this out.  Had I not taken the horn by the balls....the balls by the bull....the bull by the nuttz...whatever.  You know what I mean.  There would be no Taint.  And a season without Taint could wind up at 8-5...7-6 or worse.

Wait....

[Buzz Killington]

The Taint must be called prior to the season's start. Page 36, Section 12, Paragraph 3, Micro-line 6 of the Taint Calling Handbook, clearly lays this out.  Had I not taken the horn by the balls....the balls by the bull....the bull by the nuttz...whatever.  You know what I mean.  There would be no Taint.  And a season without Taint could wind up at 8-5...7-6 or worse.

Wait....

You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass...No. wait.  It's gotta be your bull.

[Kaos]

I walked outside this morning.  



This summer is atrocious.  One of the worst.  Can't escape it.