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AARP and a Sleepover.

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AARP and a Sleepover.
« on: August 29, 2019, 02:29:08 PM »
God Damn 59.....fuck.  You almost retirement age.

Happy Birthday Snags

May Mss. Snag give you your balls for the night so that you can remember what it feels like to have the carpet hit them.
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2019, 03:04:11 PM »
Happy Birthday to the most caring guy on the X.


Oh wait...this is Snaggs?  Nevermind.
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2019, 03:27:58 PM »
Happy birthday Snaggleburn
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2019, 04:34:04 PM »
AARP is a liberal organization. On this, your "almost old as hell" birthday, you need AMAC:

https://amac.us/join/?campaign=Google+Ad+Search&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgvatmPWo5AIVEa_ICh17igw1EAAYASAAEgJqo_D_BwE

Happy AMAC birthday!

Turning old just in time for sausage licking season!
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2019, 06:38:44 PM »
Damn! I thought I was old. Happy birtday!
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2019, 06:41:21 PM »
Goes by quick doesn't it.  

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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2019, 11:00:19 PM »
Thanks for the "well wishes".  It's pretty cool to look this good at my age.
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2019, 09:42:34 AM »
Snot nose punk kid
Happy Birthday 
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2019, 01:12:44 PM »
Happy Birthday, man!  What size Cardinals jersey do you want?
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2019, 01:24:23 PM »
Happy Belated, Fucker!
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2019, 01:39:56 PM »
Happy Birthday, man!  What size Cardinals jersey do you want?
He's a Smedium...gotta show off the guns
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2019, 01:47:13 PM »
Thanks for the "well wishes".  It's pretty cool to look this good at my age.
Just how good do you look sailor?
Asking for an interested party. 
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2019, 01:55:51 PM »
He's a Smedium...gotta show off the guns
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2019, 02:09:36 PM »
My rather large nubian clients are interested but your site's like button is trash.
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Re: AARP and a Sleepover.
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2019, 02:25:05 PM »
He's a Smedium...gotta show off the guns
^^^Always and forever^^^
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