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I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« on: October 15, 2008, 06:55:17 PM »
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for liking Auburn and will try to be respectful.  I am a homer, I like being a homer and I'd rather be a homer than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely suffocating my posts.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 07:03:29 PM »
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for disliking gay men and will try to be respectful.  I am a gay man, I like being a gay man and I'd rather be a gay man than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely gaying up my posts.

welcome!

post often.


i'll let jumbo give you the official welcome.  i'm sure chop is licking his chops.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2008, 08:12:21 PM »
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for liking Auburn and will try to be respectful.  I am a homer, I like being a homer and I'd rather be a homer than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely suffocating my posts.
Booooo!!!! Another Fuckin' bammer....God Damn IT!!!!! They just keep multiplying, LOL.  Welcome B'Ham.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2008, 08:48:49 PM »
Welcome, even though you are a bammer you get some points for having a good cigar moniker in your avatar. Could you do us a favor though and remove the picture from your signature, we try to keep the signatures to just words helps keep the forum neater. Thanks!
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2008, 08:55:45 PM »
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for liking Auburn and will try to be respectful.  I am a homer, I like being a homer and I'd rather be a homer than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely suffocating my posts.

Welcome to the party, B'ham.  You'll find that overall we're a pretty good group of douchebags over here.  Sure, you'll get a few 'fuck you's' thrown your way, so I hope you aren't easily offended. 

Stick around and post often!
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008, 09:42:00 PM »
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for liking Auburn and will try to be respectful.  I am a homer, I like being a homer and I'd rather be a homer than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely suffocating my posts.

OK, I'll be the first to say FUCK YOU.  :fu:  We are not as nice as the other place you were at.  As for the title of your thread, I sure as hell wouldn't be bragging about being a bama fan.  Isn't that like saying you are the smartest kid in the LD program?

Oh well, welcome to the nastiest AU board you will ever stumble across.  Hope you have thick enough skin to hang around.  Now go fist yourself, and tell your sister I said high.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008, 10:09:58 PM »
Welcome, now post some pictures of hot women.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 10:34:39 PM »
I have recently found that your team being undefeated is a good alternative to having thick skin.  I'm not easily offended and have been known to ruffle a feather or two (partly why I'm over here on this forum).   Aside from taking jabs at people's children I view most every other area of a person's life as free game to use, minipulate and twist in a way that will in some way make Auburn look bad and show that guys who like Auburn mostly pee sitting down whether they are taking a poop or not.  Thank all of you for the welcome.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008, 10:43:45 PM »
I have recently found that your team being undefeated is a good alternative to having thick skin.  I'm not easily offended and have been known to ruffle a feather or two (partly why I'm over here on this forum).   Aside from taking jabs at people's children I view most every other area of a person's life as free game to use, minipulate and twist in a way that will in some way make Auburn look bad and show that guys who like Auburn mostly pee sitting down whether they are taking a poop or not.  Thank all of you for the welcome.

You can't spell. 
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2008, 10:52:29 PM »
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I have recently found that your team being undefeated is a good alternative to having thick skin.  I'm not easily offended and have been known to ruffle a feather or two (partly why I'm over here on this forum).   Aside from taking jabs at people's children I view most every other area of a person's life as free game to use, minipulate and twist in a way that will in some way make Auburn look bad and show that guys who like Auburn mostly pee sitting down whether they are taking a poop or not.  Thank all of you for the welcome.

You can't spell.

Come on, I spelled 103 words correctly and 1 wrong.  I'm not shure taht constitues as not beiing able to spel.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2008, 10:56:09 PM »
Of course he can't spell...he's a bammer..duh.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2008, 11:01:18 PM »
Great, Fucking Bammerham in speaking, typing form.  SO when does the monkey arrive and shit on my shoes?

The only reason you're here is because of the very reason you stated earlier...  You're undefeated to this point.   We'll see how good you are when you crap your slacks the first time Bammer screws the pooch this season.

Welcome though....  Just tell your mom that the bruises are from playing with the other waterheads at school.

Seriously though... I'm nicer here than the other place.

 :thumbsup:
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2008, 11:05:20 PM »
I have recently found that your team being undefeated is a good alternative to having thick skin. I'm not easily offended and have been known to suck a dick or two (partly why I'm over here on this forum).   Aside from taking jabs at people's children I view most every other area of a person's life as free game to use, minipulate and twist in a way that will in some way make Auburn look bad and show that guys who like Auburn mostly pee sitting down whether they are taking a poop or not.  Thank all of you for the welcome.

Really?  :blink: Don't really understand why you needed to tell us that.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2008, 11:35:37 PM »
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The only reason you're here is because of the very reason you stated earlier...  You're undefeated to this point.   We'll see how good you are when you crap your slacks the first time Bammer screws the pooch this season.

I've been a member of Auburn forums for far longer than the last 6 Alabama games.  On top of that I'm a cubs fan, if I haven't come to grips with disappointment in my life while finding a way to still be active in society than nobody has.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2008, 11:41:36 PM »
true about the Cubs...dissappointment might not be a strong enough word.  welcome b'ham.  i'm assuming you are either from b'ham or currently live there now? or both? aka, bammerham.  just don't be as big of a jackass as some of your comrades here.  and as AWK said, post pics of hot women.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2008, 02:33:21 AM »
Welcome Bammer, you should receive your welcome fisting soon :thumbsup:
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2008, 09:03:50 AM »
I've been a member of Auburn forums for far longer than the last 6 Alabama games.  On top of that I'm a cubs fan, if I haven't come to grips with disappointment in my life while finding a way to still be active in society than nobody has.
WAR EAGLE and myself can empathize with you on the Cubs part.  By the way...you still can't spel.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2008, 10:27:35 AM »
I have read your first 5 posts and I already hate you.  GFY. 
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2008, 10:51:20 AM »
I have read your first 5 posts and I already hate you.  GFY. 

listen to him.  He's premed.
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Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2008, 11:17:16 AM »
listen to him.  He's premed.

I thought he was pre-law.
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