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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2019, 12:50:28 PM »
3-9.
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2019, 02:41:10 PM »
Geez, you are so full of it.  They go 4-8 easy.
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2019, 09:17:57 PM »
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Fuck yall!

15-0
Yea, fuck ya'll Debbie-Downers. Auburn Men's Football goes 15-0 and wins it all in 2019.

This Auburn team will not only surprise the Auburn Faithful, but the rest of the country will be floored along with the inbred-mouth-breathers on the other side of the state.

https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/Auburn-football-2019-Gus-Malzahn-ESPN-132820507/?fbclid=IwAR2V2HML5hvDLQeL8doLOeJTIYaOj_lBIKlYsSM5XUyphx2qe1VaLGaBsnk

Get ur 30:1 odds while they are gettable.

http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/odds/futures/
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2019, 08:50:10 AM »
Yea, fuck ya'll Debbie-Downers. Auburn Men's Football goes 15-0 and wins it all in 2019.

This Auburn team will not only surprise the Auburn Faithful, but the rest of the country will be floored along with the inbred-mouth-breathers on the other side of the state.

https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/Auburn-football-2019-Gus-Malzahn-ESPN-132820507/?fbclid=IwAR2V2HML5hvDLQeL8doLOeJTIYaOj_lBIKlYsSM5XUyphx2qe1VaLGaBsnk

Get ur 30:1 odds while they are gettable.

http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/odds/futures/
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2019, 09:26:10 AM »
Damn you smoking some good shit this month.  You musta got it from a negro.
He's probably already high and doesn't know it.
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« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2019, 09:35:19 AM »
Damn you smoking some good shit this month.  You musta got it from a negro.
Nah, it's just Drain Bamage.
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2019, 09:45:11 AM »
You take drugs, Danny?
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« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2019, 10:10:52 AM »
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2019, 10:45:20 AM »
Everyday
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2019, 11:32:52 AM »
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2019, 11:45:51 AM »
I wish I had Buzzy's optimism.

I said 5-7, and I'm sticking to that.

Gus has taken us from LSU/UGA/aTm being swing games we need to win to get to a better New Years Day game, to MSU/Arkansas/Ole Miss being swing games we need to win to qualify for a Bowl Game.  Thanks, Gus.

Oregon Loss
Tulane Win
Kent State Win
@Texas A&M Loss
Mississippi State Loss
@Florida Loss - And with this, we drop to 2-4, and head into a bye week.  I think we keep up with the latest trend of big colleges to fire the lame duck coach early, and get a jump on finding a new coach.  Steele made interim HC.
@Arkansas Win
@FuckLSU Loss
Ole Miss Win
FuckGeorgia Loss
Samford Win
FuckAlabama Loss
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2019, 11:58:46 AM »
I wish I had Buzzy's optimism.

I said 5-7 6-6, and I'm sticking to that.

Gus has taken us from LSU/UGA/aTm being swing games we need to win to get to a better New Years Day game, to MSU/Arkansas/Ole Miss being swing games we need to win to qualify for a Bowl Game.  Thanks, Gus.

Oregon Loss
Tulane Win
Kent State Win
@Texas A&M Loss
Mississippi State Loss Win
@Florida Loss - And with this, we drop to 2-4, and head into a bye week.  I think we keep up with the latest trend of big colleges to fire the lame duck coach early, and get a jump on finding a new coach.  Steele made interim HC. Gus enjoys the bye week because after the huge win over Mississippi State the week before, he was given a 3 year extension, a raise to $8.5 mil and a buyout of $75 mil.
@Arkansas Win
@FuckLSU Loss
Ole Miss Win
FuckGeorgia Loss
Samford Win
FuckAlabama Loss
Fixed all that for ya'.
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2019, 12:16:59 PM »
Fixed all that for ya'.
If that happens, I'm hiring you to cut a bitch.
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2019, 12:23:04 PM »
If that happens, I'm hiring you to cut a bitch.
Auburn gonna' Auburn.
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2019, 06:26:30 PM »
Oregon - Loss.  Just like Clemson game the past two years.  We look like dog shit on O.  We struggle to find out who we are.  We do keep it close where one score could win it but we fall short.

Tulane - Win.  We curb stomp them.  

Kent State - Win.  We curb stomp them.  
 
@Texas A&M - Loss.  We play close and could pick up a solid win on the road, but Gus get's cute and overthinks himself and we lose close.
 
Mississippi State - Win.  We win, but it's closer than we want.
 
@Florida - Win.  Nothing fancy, just a solid win.

@Arkansas - Win.  We win pretty big.

@LSU - Loss.  Back and forth.  Back and Forth.  Boom, they score and we can't recover.
 
Ole Miss - Win.  Nothing fancy, just a solid win. 
 
Fuck Georgia - Loss.  We play it close until the 3rd.  We get ours asses beat.
 
Samford - Win.  We win but look sloppy doing it.  Yes, against fucking Samford!
 
Fuck bamer - Loss.  We take an ass beating like no other we have seen in a long time.

7-5 win the Preparation H Hemorrhoid bowl in Timbuktu. 

This allows Gus to remain for one more year as no one is willing to pay out the big dollars and get egg on their face by giving him the money in the first place.   Have a great weekend!
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2019, 09:01:07 AM »
Buncha defeatist pussy talk happening in here.

Even in our mediocre years the PAC12 is inferior.  We can out-athlete them across the board.

UGA and Bama are the only games in which I'll consider us underdogs at this point.  And both are beatable.

I'm not declaring 15-0 (trademarked, copyrighted, all rights reserved for Sani) but I'm certainly not going to tell you that we're going sub .500.

8-11 wins and the wide range is due, of course, to the Gus-factor.
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« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2019, 10:52:37 AM »
Buncha defeatist pussy talk happening in here.

Even in our mediocre years the PAC12 is inferior.  We can out-athlete them across the board.

UGA and Bama are the only games in which I'll consider us underdogs at this point.  And both are beatable.

I'm not declaring 15-0 (trademarked, copyrighted, all rights reserved for Sani) but I'm certainly not going to tell you that we're going sub .500.

8-11 wins and the wide range is due, of course, to the Gus-factor.
The real question for me is, can Gus keep his head out of his own ass?
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Re: Pre-Season SEC Predictions
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2019, 11:36:39 AM »
The real question for me is, can Gus keep his head out of his own ass?
Negative ghost rider. 
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« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2019, 09:35:16 PM »
Negative ghost rider.
Even when he doesn’t - they are still better than most of those shit conference teams. Case in point - Purdue. Everyone. Or nearly everyone picked those asshats to beat us. And we set bowl records on their big 10 asses. 
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« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2019, 12:02:25 PM »
Buncha defeatist pussy talk happening in here.

Even in our mediocre years the PAC12 is inferior.  We can out-athlete them across the board.

UGA and Bama are the only games in which I'll consider us underdogs at this point.  And both are beatable.

I'm not declaring 15-0 (trademarked, copyrighted, all rights reserved for Sani) but I'm certainly not going to tell you that we're going sub .500.

8-11 wins and the wide range is due, of course, to the Gus-factor.
It isn't defeatist pussy talk it's the reality. I just don't see the wins you see.  I want to be optimistic, I love being optimistic.

 However, I'm looking at the reality.  IMO we had a better team last year and finished  7-5 ...8-5 over a mighty Purdue.  QB is the big player in this game, and we have no idea what we have. Including Gus has shown time after time that he can fuck up even the best QB.

I want to be on that train with you, but every time I step on we hit a pothole and I get thrown 50 feet in the air and hurt my ass.

I see guaranteed wins against the 3 nobodies and Ole Miss and Arky.  That get's us to 5.  

Assuming losses to FUGA and bammer.  I could possibly agree with you that FUGA is beatable, but I don't see us beating the turds not even at home.  I also think FUGA has the better team than us right now, Jake Fromm from State Farm at the QB position gives them the edge.

That leaves us with Oregon, @ aTm, Miss State, @ Florida and @ LSU - That's a tough slate.

You said 8 wins, are you happy at that number?  What makes you giddy?  I think I would be surprised if we got 8 this year, but it doesn't move my pecker.  Like I said it all depends on what those wins and losses look like.  We get 8 wins and look to be a team making strides through the year, maybe I'm ok.  Yet Gus has never shown that in his entire tenure save for 2013. 

I like your attitude, I love your optimism, I just don't see the signs.
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