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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2019, 02:17:31 PM »
What is this "H-back" of which he speaks?
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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2019, 10:38:10 PM »
What is this "H-back" of which he speaks?
Is that the one that spins around before tackled for no gain?
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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2019, 09:06:18 AM »
Is that the one that spins around before tackled for no gain?
You're thinking of the wildcat twirly bird.  It's easy to get the two mixed up
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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2019, 10:45:44 AM »
This is the last Monday that doesn't start a game-week.

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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2019, 12:02:32 PM »
This is the last Monday that doesn't start a game-week.
And we still do not know QB1...
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« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2019, 09:18:18 PM »
And we still do not know QB1...
Nix is taking reps with the ones.
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« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2019, 09:08:49 AM »
Is that the one that spins around before tackled for no gain?
Negative yardage.  Do better
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« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2019, 08:39:01 AM »
Latest on QB competition from Gustav:


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“I think we’re closer in that position, I can’t tell you right now what day, but we’re going to go back now fall camps over, and really all positions, and just evaluate each position,” Malzahn said on Sunday. “Take a good, you know, 24 hours to see everything, you go back, because a lot of times from a coaching standpoint, you remember the last practice in great detail, but the things before [not as much], so it gives us a good chance to really put the pieces to the puzzle not just quarterback but even some other positions as far as depth is concerned.

“So, that’s what we’ll be doing probably next 24 to 48 hours you know as we’re game planning, working course obviously we’ve been looking at Oregon all summer.”



:huh:

Noted that neither Nix nor Gatewood took reps with the 1s at the latest practice. Nope. Cord Sandberg got those because, you know, we can just waste practice time before the season starts. 
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« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2019, 09:19:19 AM »
Latest on QB competition from Gustav:



:huh:

Noted that neither Nix nor Gatewood took reps with the 1s at the latest practice. Nope. Cord Sandberg got those because, you know, we can just waste practice time before the season starts.
This definitively proves to me that nothing has changed. 

Cant make a decision on QB. 

Cam or Trotter?
Trotter or Turtle?
Pruitt or White? 
Etc. on and on and on. 
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« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2019, 09:24:09 AM »
Cord Sandberg for Heisman!!!!!!1
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« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2019, 09:44:03 AM »
Cord Sandberg for Heisman!!!!!!1
He has a different spin on the ball. It will throw the defense off!
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« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2019, 09:55:39 AM »
Cord Sandberg for Heisman!!!!!!1
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« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2019, 10:12:10 AM »
College teams get 15 days of Spring practice.  Auburn has probably had that many so far this Fall camp, including 2 scrimmages.  I'm quite sure they ran drills all summer.  We're 12 days away from kickoff and Gus can't even form a coherent sentence when talking about the QB position. 
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« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2019, 10:20:45 AM »
College teams get 15 days of Spring practice.  Auburn has probably had that many so far this Fall camp, including 2 scrimmages.  I'm quite sure they ran drills all summer.  We're 12 days away from kickoff and Gus can't even form a coherent sentence when talking about the QB position.
He's just sandbagging.  Just wait until Cord tosses a touchdown on the first play from scrimmage!
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« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2019, 10:32:49 AM »
He's just sandbagging.  Just wait until Cord tosses a touchdown on the first play from scrimmage!
It's a 100% gay-ron-tee that he plays against Oregon in some capacity. 

Here's how it will go.  Nix and Gatewood will both be on the field while they do that little semi-circle huddle thingy.  They'll all clap in unison and both Nix and G'Wood will split out wide.  Cord will sprint on the field at the QB position, take the snap and fake a handoff to Shivers and twirly-bird around, which will totally fake Oregon (They're just so fast) off because Cord is left handed.  He'll zip a backwards pass to Jay Jay Wilson, who will try to throw it deep, all the way across the field, but Oregon will have that one scouted because Wilson played in the PAC 12 last year and will hit him as he releases the ball, which will flutter 20 feet up in the air and fall into the waiting arms of some D-lineman with a Samoan name no one can pronounce, so they just call him "Uma".
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« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2019, 11:06:40 AM »
It's a 100% gay-ron-tee that he plays against Oregon in some capacity. 

Here's how it will go.  Nix and Gatewood will both be on the field while they do that little semi-circle huddle thingy.  They'll all clap in unison and both Nix and G'Wood will split out wide.  Cord will sprint on the field at the QB position, take the snap and fake a handoff to Shivers and twirly-bird around, which will totally fake Oregon (They're just so fast) off because Cord is left handed.  He'll zip a backwards pass to Jay Jay Wilson, who will try to throw it deep, all the way across the field, but Oregon will have that one scouted because Wilson played in the PAC 12 last year and will hit him as he releases the ball, which will flutter 20 feet up in the air and fall into the waiting arms of some D-lineman with a Samoan name no one can pronounce, so they just call him "Uma".
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« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2019, 11:14:18 AM »
He's just sandbagging.  Just wait until Cord tosses a touchdown on the first play from scrimmage!
Yeah....to Oregon
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Re: 100
« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2019, 11:21:57 AM »
Is Gus gonna roll out that 3-QB rotation thing from the 2016 Clemson game again?
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« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2019, 11:26:24 AM »
Is Gus gonna roll out that 3-QB rotation thing from the 2016 Clemson game again?
Depends if you classify the JJCatBird as a QB.
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« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2019, 11:44:24 AM »
Not to take away from the Gus-analassis, me gut is thinkn ole Nix Jr will get the nod as the starter. I thought perhaps with Gatewoods size and running ability, he would be the guy. After reading articles and such, its seems Nix is just as fly in the running skillz.
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