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C-I-L-L My Landlord
« on: May 03, 2019, 12:34:15 PM »
Can't make this shit up.  foxynewz


White members of a Florida gang thought they were punishing a black member of their gang when they attempted to forcibly tattoo him with what they thought was a racial slur, police said.
However, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said the group tattooed, “F--k, Niger”, inadvertently cursing the landlocked West African nation. (I chortled)

Authorities said Lucian Evans, Brandon Hayley, Brett Singleton and Mary Elizabeth Durham were trying to punish Michael Hart who apparently violated the gang’s rules, the Miami Herald reported Thursday.

Evans, Hayley and Durham were charged in the Jan. 28 incident. Evans, 40, was charged with aggravated battery, armed robbery, second-degree larceny, fraud and possession of a weapon by a convicted felon, Hayley, 28, was charged with battery, aggravated battery and armed robbery and Durham, 35, was charged with aggravated battery and armed robbery.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2019, 01:50:24 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2019, 02:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 03, 2019, 01:50:24 PM


 Dark and lonely on a summer's night. Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. Watchdog barking. Do he bite? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. Slip in his window. Break his neck. Then his house I start to wreck. Got no reason. What the heck? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. C-I-L my land lord!
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2019, 03:03:42 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2019, 03:14:21 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 03, 2019, 03:03:42 PM
Wrong sketch character.  -15


Jesus, it's like playing cards with my sister's kids.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2019, 03:53:01 PM »
No, Colonel Sanders...you're wrong.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2019, 05:05:01 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 03, 2019, 03:03:42 PM
Wrong sketch character.  -15


-15 Also wrong sketch character

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/prose-and-cons/n8838

Tyrone Greene is not Mr. Robinson
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2019, 07:44:15 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 07, 2019, 05:05:01 PM
-15 Also wrong sketch character

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/prose-and-cons/n8838

Tyrone Greene is not Mr. Robinson
Damn.  Something is wrong with my medulla oblongata
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2019, 08:34:24 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 08, 2019, 07:44:15 AM
Damn.  Something is wrong with my medulla oblongata
Do better
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