1. Read and fail to comprehend gibberish from the lunatic left.
2. Grab a fistful of each ass cheek
3. Spread saggy ass exposing poorly wiped bunghole
4. Spew misshapen, uninformed, babbling rivers of shit everywhere
5. Claim victory, stunningly unaware of just how stupid you truly are
6. Repeat steps 1-5 until you prove yourself to be dumber than a plastic rock