Most Unnecessary Movie Sequel/Prequel

[The Six]

List and discuss. Long off-season.

I offer up Grease 2. 

[wesfau2]

Imma raise you a Caddyshack 2.

[The Six]

Imma raise you a Caddyshack 2.

That is a worthy submission. What a horrible piece of shit. 

[The Six]

Ghost Busters 2? 

I have read a lot in the last few years where critics have softened on this one. No denying it was a straight cash grab though. Those involved said as much. 

[Snaggletiger]

Predator is on my list.  No way you can top Arnold and the boys in this steroid filled, corny-ass line sayin' masterpiece.



This stuff will make you a gawt damn sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[Kaos]

Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure



A Christmas Story 2


REVIEW: Ralphie obsesses over what he wants for Christmas, doesn't get it, then gets it after all. He says, "Oh Fudge!", wears an embarrassing animal costume, isn't able to have turkey for Christmas, and eats at the Chop Suey Palace. Mrs. Parker overdresses Randy for the cold weather. The Old Man yells 'It's a clinker!' fights the furnace, and gets a leg lamp. And, of course, Flick gets his tongue stuck to something.


You may think I'm talking about A Christmas Story, but sadly this is also the description for the completely unnecessary sequel, A Christmas Story 2. Clearly, there is no attempt made here to capture the magic of the original, only a blatant attempt to cash in on its success by recycling all its funny moments and adding tired family movie formulas. At one point, Ralphie blurts out what I'm sure the entire audience is already thinking, "Oh no! Not again!" It could easily have been the tag line for the movie posters.




Thread?  Over. 

[wesfau2]

Strong argument from Snags but yeah, K, that should just about end this discussion.

Whole lotta suck in that pair of abominations.

[Kaos]

Strong argument from Snags but yeah, K, that should just about end this discussion.

Whole lotta suck in that pair of abominations.

The only saving grace for Eddie's adventure is the presence of Dana Barron (First Audrey).  

She was a cute kid, but aged into an attractive grown woman.  Not bad at 54. 

[Buzz Killington]

Your honor, I submit to you...

Smokey and the Bandit 3

[The Six]

Your honor, I submit to you...

Smokey and the Bandit 3

Junior, retirement is catshit. Let's call the Enises

[wesfau2]

Junior, retirement is catshit. Let's call the Enises

Pretty sure the plural is Enii.

[Snaggletiger]

Pretty sure the plural is Enii.

I say penises, you say penii.

[chinook]

I say penises, you say penii.

I say testicles, you say nada.

[Snaggletiger]

I say testicles, you say nada.

Listen up, bitch.  I will.....


Okay, actually that was pretty good.

[chinook]

i get the premise of the discussion and the obvious...but I'm going to throw in Godfather 3.

made 22-25 years later...it wasn't necessary.  

[AUJarhead]

Anything after the first Highlander.
Matrix 2 and 3
Star Wars Episodes I-III and VII-IX
Kick-Ass 2
Beverly Hills Cop 3
Terminator movies after T2
Superman movies after Superman II
Taken 2 and 3
Batman & Robin
Jaws 2

And I'm going to throw in a future movie:
Captain Marvel 2

[Snaggletiger]

You can't do better than this one, Hans.

[The Six]

i get the premise of the discussion and the obvious...but I'm going to throw in Godfather 3.

made 22-25 years later...it wasn't necessary. 

According to Francis Ford Coppola, it was to save his failing businesses...and it worked. Wine everywhere now.

[Godfather]

Strong argument from Snags but yeah, K, that should just about end this discussion.

Whole lotta suck in that pair of abominations.

Not so fast....

May I submit

[Godfather]

List and discuss. Long off-season.

and I agree basketball season seems so far away.