Fuck Nancy Armour with a rusty chainsaw

Kaos · « **on:** March 29, 2019, 10:14:18 AM »

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/nancy-armour/2019/03/29/bruce-pearl-auburn-march-madness-sweet-16/3301783002/

But thatâ€™s Pearl. There is no jam too big for him to escape, no sin too grave for him to be forgiven. Somehow, heâ€™s managed to turn sleaze into an attribute.

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2019, 10:45:05 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 29, 2019, 10:14:18 AM

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/nancy-armour/2019/03/29/bruce-pearl-auburn-march-madness-sweet-16/3301783002/

But thatâ€™s Pearl. There is no jam too big for him to escape, no sin too grave for him to be forgiven. Somehow, heâ€™s managed to turn sleaze into an attribute.

Fuck her. This is her introduction.
I write, I run and I adore my three nephews. My hidden talent is being able to find the nearest Starbucks within five minutes of arriving in a new city.
Tells me all I need to know. She's what's wrong with a lot of America. Hey skirt, learn how to make a cup of coffee.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2019, 11:17:08 AM »

What a pathetic and senseless hit piece. mommy part.

djsimp · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2019, 12:04:52 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on March 29, 2019, 10:45:05 AM

Fuck her. This is her introduction.
I write, I run and I adore my three nephews. My hidden talent is being able to find the nearest Starbucks within five minutes of arriving in a new city.
Tells me all I need to know. She's what's wrong with a lot of America. Hey skirt, learn how to make a cup of coffee.

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I write, I run and I adore my three nephews.

This doesn't help her case. I mean I know some folks can't have kids and all but why is it necessary to mention her adoration for her nephews in the same breath as her lifestyle? That tells me she is all up in her head and cray cray. She prolly has her meals planned out in little tiny increments and lives in a museum. Eat bacon cheesburger and get a large dog gir'frien!!!!!!!

jmar · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2019, 12:34:38 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on March 29, 2019, 12:04:52 PM

This doesn't help her case. I mean I know some folks can't have kids and all but why is it necessary to mention her adoration for her nephews in the same breath as her lifestyle? That tells me she is all up in her head and cray cray. She prolly has her meals planned out in little tiny increments and lives in a museum. Eat bacon cheesburger and get a large dog gir'frien!!!!!!!

Yeah, yeah...except the cheeseburger part.
She's probably just an anal vegan with a bone to pick.

CCTAU · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2019, 01:00:53 PM »

Poor girl. She ain't got nobody to make a sammich for...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2019, 01:22:37 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on March 29, 2019, 01:00:53 PM

Poor girl. She ain't got nobody to make a sammich for...

She's clearly ornery cause she got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

djsimp · « **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2019, 01:41:32 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 29, 2019, 01:22:37 PM

She's clearly ornery cause she got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

She's drinkn the wrong kind of water.

MildredAU · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2019, 01:50:25 PM »

#IbelieveHer

#kaosisacracker

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** March 29, 2019, 02:01:47 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 29, 2019, 01:22:37 PM

She's clearly ornery cause she got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

There is somethin' wrong with that boy's medulla oblongata.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2019, 02:24:07 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 29, 2019, 01:22:37 PM

She's clearly ornery cause she got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Momma's wrong again

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #11 on:** March 29, 2019, 02:25:47 PM »

I know it's fun and popular to pick on the new kids on the block, but fuck you with a goat aids infected dick!

jmar · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2019, 02:39:35 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 29, 2019, 02:25:47 PM

I know it's fun and popular to pick on the new kids on the block, but fuck you with a goat aids infected dick!

We only have recycled old kids with new names.

djsimp · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2019, 02:52:47 PM »

Quote from: jmar on March 29, 2019, 02:39:35 PM

We only have recycled old kids with new names.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2019, 03:00:11 PM »

For the record, I thought she sucked on the LPGA tour too.

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** March 29, 2019, 05:06:55 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on March 29, 2019, 10:45:05 AM

Fuck her. This is her introduction.
I write, I run and I adore my three nephews. My hidden talent is being able to find the nearest Starbucks within five minutes of arriving in a new city.
Tells me all I need to know. She's what's wrong with a lot of America. Hey skirt, learn how to make a cup of coffee.

No kids, three nephews.

Lesbian or too ugly to get laid.

oldautiger · « **Reply #16 on:** March 29, 2019, 09:53:38 PM »

We kicked dat UNC azz. Fuck her and fuck Georgia

CCTAU · « **Reply #17 on:** March 29, 2019, 10:36:09 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 29, 2019, 05:06:55 PM

No kids, three nephews.

Lesbian or too ugly to get laid.

Both!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** March 29, 2019, 10:37:25 PM »

Quote from: oldautiger on March 29, 2019, 09:53:38 PM

We kicked dat UNC azz. Fuck her and fuck Georgia

Nice finish. Well done.

djsimp · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2019, 06:13:09 PM »

Nancy Dicfelout Armour