2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

[Snaggletiger]

Hey Alexa, play that song that says I hate you so much right now

Okay, that was some mighty fine internetin' right there. 

[AUJarhead]

Hey Alexa, play that song that says I hate you so much right now

Here are the lyrics:

Baseball season’s underway 

Well you better get ready for a brand new day 

Hey, Chicago, what do you say 

The Cubs are gonna win today. 

They’re singing … 

Go, Cubs, go 

Go, Cubs, go 

Hey, Chicago, what do you say 

The Cubs are gonna win today 

Go, Cubs, go 

Go, Cubs, go 

Hey, Chicago, what do you say 

The Cubs are gonna win today. 

They got the power, they got the speed 

To be the best in the National League 

Well this is the year and the Cubs are real 

So come on down to Wrigley Field. 

We’re singing now … 

Go, Cubs, go 

Go, Cubs, go 

Hey, Chicago, what do you say 

The Cubs are gonna win today 

Go, Cubs, go 

Go, Cubs, go 

Hey, Chicago, what do you say 

The Cubs are gonna win today. 

Baseball time is here again 

You can catch it all on WGN 

So stamp your feet and clap your hands

Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans. 

You’re singing now … 

Go, Cubs, go 

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say 

The Cubs are gonna win today 

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go 

Hey, Chicago, what do you say 

The Cubs are gonna win today.

[AUJarhead]

Cubs lose, Brewers lose. Magic number of 8. Cards 3 up. 

Cubs need to take 3 of 4 to have a chance. Going 2-2 would leave you 3 back, with a magic number of 4. 

[Buzz Killington]

Here are the lyrics:

Baseball season’s underway

Well you better get ready for a brand new day

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today.

They’re singing …

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today.

They got the power, they got the speed

To be the best in the National League

Well this is the year and the Cubs are real

So come on down to Wrigley Field.

We’re singing now …

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today.

Baseball time is here again

You can catch it all on WGN

So stamp your feet and clap your hands

Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans.

You’re singing now …

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today.

LIKE

[Buzz Killington]

Big momma is warming up now

[djsimp]

Cubs lose, Brewers lose. Magic number of 8. Cards 3 up.

Cubs need to take 3 of 4 to have a chance. Going 2-2 would leave you 3 back, with a magic number of 4.

Agreed. That's why I was saying they only needed to be 1 game back going into this series. Oh well, I guess they be loving some pressure cooker.

[Buzz Killington]

If the Cubs want to spoil the Cardinals World Series run it looks like they will have to win in DC, then go through the ATL, HO!

[AUJarhead]

If the Cubs want to spoil the Cardinals World Series run it looks like they will have to win in DC, then go through the ATL, HO!

Wouldn't the wild card winner play the Dodgers?  I'm pretty sure LA has a better record than the Braves.

[Buzz Killington]

Wouldn't the wild card winner play the Dodgers?  I'm pretty sure LA has a better record than the Braves.

You're right.  I'm a dumbass

[AUJarhead]

You're right.  I'm a dumbass

No, you were just expecting the Braves to have the best record in the NL.  I get it.  They are a powerhouse.

[Snaggletiger]

No, you were just expecting the Braves to have the best record in the NL.  I get it.  They are a powerhouse.

[Snaggletiger]

Magic Number:  ONE!!!

[AUJarhead]

Good game, Buzzy.  Must win tonight for you guys.

Magic number 7.

Brewers 3 back, Cubs 4.

[Snaggletiger]

As much as I hate to say it, and definitely don't want to see it, the Brewers are the ones to worry about more than anyone.  While the Cards and Cubs have both gone 5-5 in their last 10, the Beer Makers are 8-2.  You two may beat up on each other while they've got the lowly Pirates in for 3.  Then it's the Reds and Rockies to finish up.  (Even though you posted all that earlier)  There may be some mighty tight sphincters after this weekend. 

[AUJarhead]

As much as I hate to say it, and definitely don't want to see it, the Brewers are the ones to worry about more than anyone.  While the Cards and Cubs have both gone 5-5 in their last 10, the Beer Makers are 8-2.  You two may beat up on each other while they've got the lowly Pirates in for 3.  Then it's the Reds and Rockies to finish up.  (Even though you posted all that earlier)  There may be some mighty tight sphincters after this weekend.

They way they have rallied after losing their superstar has been impressive. 

[AUJarhead]

Cards take game 2, 2-1. 

Magic number is 6. Cubs now 5 back. 

[djsimp]

Cards take game 2, 2-1.

Magic number is 6. Cubs now 5 back.

Right or wrong, Maddon will not be the Cubs manager next season.

[AUJarhead]

Right or wrong, Maddon will not be the Cubs manager next season.

Granted, I don’t follow the cubs, but I think that would be a big mistake. I could, after these first two games, make a case to get rid of your hitting coach, though. 

[djsimp]

Granted, I don’t follow the cubs, but I think that would be a big mistake. I could, after these first two games, make a case to get rid of your hitting coach, though.

Not saying I agree either but that's word. Part of the problem is the hitting and pitching coaches that have hired over the last few seasons. 

[Snaggletiger]

Mother fucking BOOM.  Division champs.  Damn, I love these guys.