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Best Picture Nominations 2019
« on: January 22, 2019, 01:04:55 PM »
Black Panther
- The Alt-Right Marvel movie the Alt-Left loves.

BlackkKlansman
- Spike Lee does a "based on a true story" joint. It's actually funny but it's also woke, thus the nom.

Bohemian Rhapsody
- British. Musical Legend. Dead. Gay-ish character.

The Favourite
- European. Royalty. Lesbians.

Green Book
- Southern racism mixed with gay awakening.

Roma
- In black and white. Foreign language. Border-ish story. Oh yeah.

A Star Is Born
- Remake with movie star who can't sing paired with a singer who can't act. Drugs. Sex. Music. Someone dies. Standard faire.

Vice
- Hate on GW. Hate on Cheney. Hate on Republicans. Get fat Batman to play the lead. Oscar nom in a box.


That's a field, alright. Oscars are going to be a F*#k Trump Palooza.
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Re: Best Picture Nominations 2019
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2019, 02:05:39 PM »
BlackkKlansman...starring Clayton Bigsby?
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Re: Best Picture Nominations 2019
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2019, 02:47:57 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 22, 2019, 02:05:39 PM
BlackkKlansman...starring Clayton Bigsby?
Show us your face Clayton!
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Re: Best Picture Nominations 2019
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2019, 04:02:31 PM »
Even less people will watch...
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Re: Best Picture Nominations 2019
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2019, 07:31:03 PM »
Worthless. 
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Re: Best Picture Nominations 2019
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2019, 10:53:16 AM »
I'd like to nominate this one.
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