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Re: Bowl Games & Other Shit
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2018, 11:19:35 AM »
 The play calling was like the first day of work and layoff day, in that, you see what you're not going to get and you see what you didn't get. Gus is holding out for some reason.



What in the blue fuck does this mean?
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« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2018, 11:54:31 AM »
What in the blue fuck does this mean?
It's an old union hand attitude that I consider ineffective.
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« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2018, 12:51:44 PM »
It's an old union hand attitude that I consider ineffective.
My Dad used to say a dog that would bring a bone would carry a bone.
WTF!     
Re: Spreading rumors and inability to keep secrets.

So I think what you are saying is that this worker was no better when he left than day one. Amirite?
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Re: Bowl Games & Other Shit
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2018, 05:23:16 PM »
Florida's destruction of Michigan should take some of the shine off Auburn's destruction of Purdue.  

Big10 STINKS.  
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« Reply #44 on: December 29, 2018, 08:11:43 PM »
To be fair, if JS actually hits one or two of the long passes he overthrows each game, we only lose two.

He hit them in this game. It made a huge difference!
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Re: Bowl Games & Other Shit
« Reply #45 on: December 30, 2018, 10:10:51 AM »
My Dad used to say a dog that would bring a bone would carry a bone.
WTF!     
Re: Spreading rumors and inability to keep secrets.

So I think what you are saying is that this worker was no better when he left than day one. Amirite?
Exactly.

I truly thought the turds would hang 50 on Oklahoma, but...

I was surprised at Florida's performance.
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« Reply #46 on: December 30, 2018, 10:45:24 PM »
Now all of the bammers are saying..."See? Tua shoulda won that thar Heisman!!" Eventhough Murray put up 417 total yds and 3 Tds on the 10th ranked bama defense. While Tua put up 327 total yds and 4 Tds on a 108th ranked OU defense (Purdue's defense was ranked 103rd).
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Re: Bowl Games & Other Shit
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2018, 11:58:56 AM »
Now all of the bammers are saying..."See? Tua shoulda won that thar Heisman!!" Eventhough Murray put up 417 total yds and 3 Tds on the 10th ranked bama defense. While Tua put up 327 total yds and 4 Tds on a 108th ranked OU defense (Purdue's defense was ranked 103rd).
I believe OU's pass defense is 130th out of 130.
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« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2018, 05:47:07 PM »
Now all of the bammers are saying..."See? Tua shoulda won that thar Heisman!!" Eventhough Murray put up 417 total yds and 3 Tds on the 10th ranked bama defense. While Tua put up 327 total yds and 4 Tds on a 108th ranked OU defense (Purdue's defense was ranked 103rd).
I was fine with either winning the Heisman.  I think that Tua is just as deserving and picking between the two is splitting hairs.  Had what happened in the 1st quarter happened the rest of the game?  Maybe my mind would be changed.  Before the Orange Bowl, I thought Murray did what he did against lesser competition.  And he did.  But, the Orange Bowl proves that he could do what he has done all season against quality competition.  For the most part, Alabama couldn't do shit to stop him for 3 quarters.  And he's pretty much the only weapon they have.    
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Re: Bowl Games & Other Shit
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2019, 10:51:55 PM »
Are we not talking about the fact that there is a Texas player whose given name is LilJordan?
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Re: Bowl Games & Other Shit
« Reply #50 on: January 01, 2019, 11:00:44 PM »
49-7 in the 2nd quarter.  I think it is safe to say that we may actually win this one and we are virtually assured to have a column on AL.com tomorrow saying that we hate terminally ill children who cheer for Purdue.
The kid passed.

Just in time for the print deadline on tomorrow's OA News.
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« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2019, 11:32:55 PM »
Are we not talking about the fact that there is a Texas player whose given name is LilJordan?
Screw Georgia!

Fromm looking like Stidham when under pressure!
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Re: Bowl Games & Other shoot
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2019, 08:11:06 AM »
Screw Georgia!

Fromm looking like Stidham when under pressure!
Jake Fromm is a game manager. Kirby trying to win like Bama did in 08-12. He'll either learn or get fired for not. 
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« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2019, 03:25:23 PM »
Are we not talking about the fact that there is a Texas player whose given name is LilJordan?
Wait a minute yall...LilEddie got a joke to tell
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« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2019, 03:35:55 PM »
Wait a minute yall...LilEddie got a joke to tell


And he KICKED him in the ding ding!
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Re: Bowl Games & Other Shit
« Reply #55 on: January 03, 2019, 03:03:03 PM »
Under the "other shit" category...

Dexter Lawrence officially suspended for the NC game.
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« Reply #56 on: January 03, 2019, 04:47:47 PM »
Under the "other shoot" category...

Dexter Lawrence officially suspended for the NC game.
If you're surprised at this raise your hand. Then slap yourself with it for being so stupid and gullible.
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« Reply #57 on: January 03, 2019, 05:37:45 PM »
If you're surprised at this raise your hand. Then slap yourself with it for being so stupid and gullible.
I find it humorous that someone is suspended for this years national championship for PEDs and he doesn't even wear crimson and white
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« Reply #58 on: January 04, 2019, 02:13:14 PM »
I find it humorous that someone is suspended for this years national championship for PEDs and he doesn't even wear crimson and white
I knew he shoulda used the Deer Antler spray...
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Re: Bowl Games & Other Shit
« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2019, 09:52:39 PM »
I sure do see Alabama's Butch Jones doing a lot of coaching on the sidelines to be an off-field no coaching allowed position.
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