Bowl Games & Other Shit

[CCTAU]

I sure do see Alabama's Butch Jones doing a lot of coaching on the sidelines to be an off-field no coaching allowed position.

That is only a rule for other teams.

[RottenBottom]

I would give Dabo a kiss for how well this game has gone. 

[Kaos]

I enjoy watching Bama get its dook pushed in.  But why does it have to be Clemson?  I cannot stand Swinney.  He makes me want to punch baby raccoons and kick turtles in their weiner.  

[The Prowler]

I enjoy watching Bama get its dook pushed in.  But why does it have to be Clemson?  I cannot stand Swinney.  He makes me want to punch baby raccoons and kick turtles in their weiner. 

Same here...but it sure is enjoyable watching "The Greatest Team In The History Of Organized Sports" getting their heads caved in. Also hearing Saban state that Clemson was using copycat plays, basically Clemson was using bama's plays and beating them to death with them...and seeing "The True Heisman" sitting on the bench, as the backup tries to engineer a 30 point comeback.

[The Six]

We went 8-5. 

They beat us 52-21.

We have no room to say anything to anyone except Purdue, Liberty, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Southern Miss, Arkansas, Alabama State, and Washington. 

Gus and co. better get right. 

[Kaos]

We went 8-5.

They beat us 52-21.

We have no room to say anything to anyone except Purdue, Liberty, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Southern Miss, Arkansas, Alabama State, and Washington.

Gus and co. better get right.

Wrong. 

I will enjoy it in any way I choose and I choose all ways.  The hate and loathing goes far beyond only the damage we are able to inflict.  I celebrate all failures regardless of the opponent, sport or circumstance.

It was extremely enjoyable to me to watch Satan, Tonka Tinkertoy and some guy named Xavier sit at the podium pouting and claim that Clemson didn't do anything, they just beat themselves. 

This kind of arrogance is the reason this team is hated.  

Satan (between lengthy jerking off about all the things this team did this season): We actually stopped the run pretty well and created enough third-down situations. We just couldn’t get off the field on third down, couldn’t capitalize on our opportunities that we had on offense.

Tonka: I don’t think it was anything that they were doing that stopped us.

Satan (when asked about Trevor Lawrence): And again, I said it earlier, we had opportunities to get off the field on third down and we couldn’t get off the field. I mean, they were like 8 of 11 at one point in time, 10 of 15 for the game, and we gave up big plays, not just first downs, but we gave up big plays. That and the combination of us not finishing drives, I mean, when you look at the stats of the game and they basically had the ball for the last 10 minutes of the game, but if you look at the stats of the game, their yards and all that are fairly equal. (This is the most loser statement I've ever heard him make)

Tonka: We just weren’t executing what the plays were. We just didn’t punch it in. That’s basically all it was.

X: No, we just didn’t execute. We had a lot of busts, a lot of things that we could have did better, and that’s basically it.

X (when asked to compare Lawrence to other QBs): He could throw the ball well. There was nothing really different. A lot of it was what we were doing. A lot of stuff that we didn’t execute, so I feel like that was just mainly on our part and what we were doing.

Tonka: Good is not good enough. We didn’t finish the way we wanted to finish. We didn’t do the things we needed to do to execute and be successful in this game, and that’s all it is.

BTW? Trevor Lawrence looks like Jar Jar Binks. 

[chinook]

We went 8-5.

They beat us 52-21.

We have no room to say anything to anyone except Purdue, Liberty, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Southern Miss, Arkansas, Alabama State, and Washington.

Gus and co. better get right.

this is a curl up in a llamacorn blanket and cry to mommy response...frick that.

do better. 

[Snaggletiger]

It was the refs.

[Snaggletiger]

I heard a comment this morning that hit the nail on the head.  Kirby Smart (Fuck Georgia) should take a page out of Dabo's book.  When you have Bama down, keep your foot on the gas.  They said last night that he kept telling his team to play like it was 0-0.  They changed nothing.  They kept running their offense regardless of the score or situation.  Same with their defense.  No backing off and they continued to attack until the end.

[Token]

Thorough ass whipping.

[Token]

I heard a comment this morning that hit the nail on the head.  Kirby Smart (Fuck Georgia) should take a page out of Dabo's book.  When you have Bama down, keep your foot on the gas.  They said last night that he kept telling his team to play like it was 0-0.  They changed nothing.  They kept running their offense regardless of the score or situation.  Same with their defense.  No backing off and they continued to attack until the end.

At one point late in the 3rd up 24 points, knowing Bama was in passing mode, Clemson had 11 guys on the LOS. No prevent. No chunk yards to get momentum.  

[The Six]

this is a curl up in a llamacorn blanket and cry to mommy response...frick that.

do better.

Ain't curling up. I was taught when you get knocked down, pick yourself up, go get better, and shut up until you do. K is right that is one reason people hate Bama under Saban is they never lose - they just beat themselves. Arrogant assholeness does no one any good at all. 

I don't care what they do, ultimately. I want our team to get better and do something.

[Buzz Killington]

I sure do see Alabama's Butch Jones doing a lot of coaching on the sidelines to be an off-field no coaching allowed position.

You're seeing things...that's Tom Al-Betar

[Buzz Killington]

Only bama beat bama

[Snaggletiger]

At one point late in the 3rd up 24 points, knowing Bama was in passing mode, Clemson had 11 guys on the LOS. No prevent. No chunk yards to get momentum. 

See, this is what chafes my bum so many times with teams.  If you've played someone straight up all game and beat that ass, why change it up?  Granted, it took Clemson a quarter and a half to figure it out, but once they did, they just stuck with what worked.  

With only 5 minutes gone in the first quarter, I thought that game was going to be a 52-48 outcome. 

[Snaggletiger]

[Saniflush]

post of the day and stealing

[Kaos]

So what did we see yesterday?  

1) We saw a team that wasn't scared of Bama, didn't cower at the myth and punched them right in the face.   I think that was 90% of it.  They didn't flinch.  

2) We saw a team that has mimicked the Bama way (and if you listen to the whispers coming from the Carolinas, it includes the same kind of gifting that goes on in Tuscaloosa).  They recruit well, the program is locked down and solid, the players (except for that Bryant kid) seem to know what to expect and what's expected of them from the jump.  Very clannish, very Bamaish. 

3) I hate Dabo because he wants to be Bama so bad he can taste it and he never lets go of the adulation, but he does a good job of setting the culture and expectations, hiring coaches who fit his model and letting them do it.  The guy looks like the penis of a turtle, but as much as I loathe to admit it he's a better head coach right now than anybody.  He might not could match Gus when it comes to X's and O's but in terms of doing the job a head coach is expected to do?  He's got it.  

[Godfather]

So what did we see yesterday? 

1) We saw a team that wasn't scared of Bama, didn't cower at the myth and punched them right in the face.  I think that was 90% of it.  They didn't flinch. 

2) We saw a team that has mimicked the Bama way (and if you listen to the whispers coming from the Carolinas, it includes the same kind of gifting that goes on in Tuscaloosa).  They recruit well, the program is locked down and solid, the players (except for that Bryant kid) seem to know what to expect and what's expected of them from the jump.  Very clannish, very Bamaish.

3) I hate Dabo because he wants to be Bama so bad he can taste it and he never lets go of the adulation, but he does a good job of setting the culture and expectations, hiring coaches who fit his model and letting them do it.  The guy looks like the penis of a turtle, but as much as I loathe to admit it he's a better head coach right now than anybody.  He might not could match Gus when it comes to X's and O's but in terms of doing the job a head coach is expected to do?  He's got it. 

What I saw was $aban lose yet again to a Coach who when having equally gifted players outcoached the Greatest One Evah!

[Godfather]

So what did we see yesterday? 

1) We saw a team that wasn't scared of Bama, didn't cower at the myth and punched them right in the face.  I think that was 90% of it.  They didn't flinch. 

2) We saw a team that has mimicked the Bama way (and if you listen to the whispers coming from the Carolinas, it includes the same kind of gifting that goes on in Tuscaloosa).  They recruit well, the program is locked down and solid, the players (except for that Bryant kid) seem to know what to expect and what's expected of them from the jump.  Very clannish, very Bamaish.

3) I hate Dabo because he wants to be Bama so bad he can taste it and he never lets go of the adulation, but he does a good job of setting the culture and expectations, hiring coaches who fit his model and letting them do it.  The guy looks like the penis of a turtle, but as much as I loathe to admit it he's a better head coach right now than anybody.  He might not could match Gus when it comes to X's and O's but in terms of doing the job a head coach is expected to do?  He's got it. 

I know you hate Dabo cause he's a bammer.  But I gotta say to me It's hard not to like the guy.  He's the anti $aban, he seems to enjoy what he does, seems genuine about liking his players and is a better on field coach.  He's out there enjoying what they did not with a stoneface scowl of a cock sucker who would sell the souls of his players to get more championships.  He doesn't speak coach speak like our own cock sucker and quite frankly has built that program into a solid powerhouse at a school nowhere near the pedigree of bammer.

I would take him as our head coach in a red hot minute, turtle looking penis head and all.