THRILLA

[Tiger Six]

is a great American.

Arrived today, my friend.  You have good taste.

[chinook]

is a great American.

Arrived today, my friend.  You have good taste.

his wife's placenta?

[Tiger Wench]

is a great American.

Arrived today, my friend.  You have good taste.

Good thing, since here lately you have been tasting it twice... heeheehee

[D-Day]

is a great American.

Indeed. He sent me a pack of Russian socks. Excellent choice. 

[Thrilla]

Anytime, men.  You are the ones that are fine Americans and deserve more than what I could offer.

Look for other packages to arrive in the future.  Make sure to notify us if your address changes.  The plans are to have each successful package be better than the one that came before it.  This may mean that some of the pages of the literature I send you in future packages may stick together, but I hear a Middle Eastern soldier can always use flypaper, so no biggie.  As long as I am supporting our troops, I am happy.

[Jumbo]

Anytime, men.  You are the ones that are fine Americans and deserve more than what I could offer.

Look for other packages to arrive in the future.  Make sure to notify us if your address changes.  The plans are to have each successful package be better than the one that came before it.  This may mean that some of the pages of the literature I send you in future packages may stick together, but I hear a Middle Eastern soldier can always use flypaper, so no biggie.  As long as I am supporting our troops, I am happy.

Man's throwing out a challenge I like it! Boobies.

[Tiger Six]

Anytime, men.  You are the ones that are fine Americans and deserve more than what I could offer.

Look for other packages to arrive in the future.  Make sure to notify us if your address changes.  The plans are to have each successful package be better than the one that came before it.  This may mean that some of the pages of the literature I send you in future packages may stick together, but I hear a Middle Eastern soldier can always use flypaper, so no biggie.  As long as I am supporting our troops, I am happy.

By the way, is that really your last name, the one you put on the box?  If so, that is pretty cool and makes everything make sense now.

[Thrilla]

By the way, is that really your last name, the one you put on the box?  If so, that is pretty cool and makes everything make sense now.

That's it...my god given last name.  You know are enlightened to why my name here is what it is, and if you're creative enough, all the wonderful things I was called in middle and high school.  It also made for some pretty cool campaign slogans during all my failed attempts at running for student government positions.