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Forecast: Cloudy with a chance of rape

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Forecast: Cloudy with a chance of rape
« on: December 06, 2018, 05:09:37 PM »
I'm meteorologist Mark Prater.  Today's forecast is for cloudy skies early followed by pound me in the ass rape later in the afternoon.  The extended forecast shows periods of anal penetration mixed with oral hammering.  

https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2018/12/former-television-meteorologist-jailed-on-felony-domestic-violence-charge.html

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Re: Forecast: Cloudy with a chance of rape
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2018, 05:17:16 PM »
Pfffffft….He's no Reuben Foster.
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Re: Forecast: Cloudy with a chance of rape
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2018, 05:20:30 PM »
I always wondered why Rick and Bubba dropped that guy.
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Re: Forecast: Cloudy with a chance of rape
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2018, 12:25:11 AM »
Damn. I knew he was falling in some tough times. But I thought he was getting help.
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