Things that ruin Christmas

Kaos · « **on:** December 04, 2018, 02:27:31 PM »

1. Gus Malzahn. Couldnâ€™t even enjoy the Iron Bowl shirt I got last year because by the time I unwrapped it, he had already crapped the bed and the turds and bitches were in the playoffs.

2. The CFP. It sucks. I hate it.

3. Kelly Clarkson. She has a tiny amount of talent. Her forte is bellowing at the top of her lungs. I hate every Christmas song she covers.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:41:19 PM »

Putting your dick in the Jello salad sure will ruin it!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:43:19 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 04, 2018, 02:41:19 PM

Putting your dick in the Jello salad sure will ruin it!

Or so you've heard.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:45:54 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2018, 02:43:19 PM

Or so you've heard.

Well, duh! What kind of heathen would something so disgusting?

GH2001 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:46:31 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 04, 2018, 02:41:19 PM

Putting your dick in the Jello salad sure will ruin it!

Not if itâ€™s yours. I mean thatâ€™s what I heard.

The Six · « **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:48:08 PM »

Let's face it, Christmas sucks. It's a total marketing game. Everyone knows it and we still participate. Just like we all know Gus is a high school coach making $7 mil a year. We know he's gonna screw up, but we still watch, root for, hope. Sigh...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:48:35 PM »

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:49:58 PM »

Quote from: The Six on December 04, 2018, 02:48:08 PM

Let's face it, Christmas sucks. It's a total marketing game. Everyone knows it and we still participate. Just like we all know Gus is a high school coach making $7 mil a year. We know he's gonna screw up, but we still watch, root for, hope. Sigh...

GH2001 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2018, 02:49:58 PM

The latest annual holiday session at olan mills ?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:58:50 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on December 04, 2018, 02:51:28 PM

The latest annual holiday session at olan mills ?

I'm getting two 5X7's and 5 wallet sized for friends and family.

GH2001 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2018, 03:03:28 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2018, 02:58:50 PM

I'm getting two 5X7's and 5 wallet sized for friends and family.

Fingers crossed. Iâ€™ll be checking the mailbox come Thursday.

Kaos · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2018, 03:06:02 PM »

Quote from: The Six on December 04, 2018, 02:48:08 PM

Let's face it, Christmas sucks. It's a total marketing game. Everyone knows it and we still participate. Just like we all know Gus is a high school coach making $7 mil a year. We know he's gonna screw up, but we still watch, root for, hope. Sigh...

The Six · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2018, 03:07:44 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on December 04, 2018, 03:06:02 PM

I liked that movie. Reviewed it on Film Strip back in the day.
I enjoy watching my nieces and nephews who still enjoy Christmas. It's just not a big deal for me. But if it's your bag, enjoy away.
I still say thinking about Gus makes everything worse.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2018, 03:15:11 PM »

Let's face it, we all know Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.

Image result for Charlie Brown Christmas images

bgreene · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2018, 04:18:12 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 04, 2018, 02:41:19 PM

Putting your dick in the Jello salad sure will ruin it!

I don't know about the cats, but I sure love it.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 04, 2018, 05:00:15 PM »

Quote from: The Six on December 04, 2018, 02:48:08 PM

Let's face it, Christmas sucks. It's a total marketing game. Everyone knows it and we still participate. Just like we all know Gus is a high school coach making $7 mil a year. We know he's gonna screw up, but we still watch, root for, hope. Sigh...

Well, you're a regular Cindy Loo Hoo. I like it! Snags can tell you that I am a regular Grinch myself.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2018, 05:07:01 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 04, 2018, 05:00:15 PM

Well, you're a regular Cindy Loo Hoo. I like it! Snags can tell you that I am a regular Grinch myself.

You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce! Mr. Grinch.

CCTAU · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2018, 10:38:54 PM »

I like Christmas. I hate it for you people that grew up hating life. But I have great memories and continue to make more.

Carry on with your depression.

GH2001 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2018, 08:54:53 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on December 04, 2018, 10:38:54 PM

I like Christmas. I hate it for you people that grew up hating life. But I have great memories and continue to make more.

Carry on with your depression.

I think Kâ€™s point is that he does enjoy it. But certain things in our society now ruin it - mainly gus. And prowlerâ€™s cult.

Kaos · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2018, 09:11:26 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on December 05, 2018, 08:54:53 AM

I think Kâ€™s point is that he does enjoy it. But certain things in our society now ruin it - mainly gus. And prowlerâ€™s cult.

I used to love Christmas. When I was a kid I did. Then when I was in my 20s and living alone I sort of resented it. Felt a little like Scrooge standing out in the cold looking through the window at the people having fun. Wondered why I wasnâ€™t. After I got married and had kids it was awesome again. Now? Kids grown, divorced and itâ€™s just me and my friend? I go through the motions. Decorate the whole house. Wonder why I do. Used to get mad at my parents when id go home for Christmas and they wouldnâ€™t even have a tree up. Now I know why