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What to name your kid!
« on: November 29, 2018, 03:59:54 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2018, 04:08:24 PM »
Why in the fickity fuk do parents think it's okay to strap a kid for life with a messed up name they know the child will take shit for.

Like Chris.  Or Brian or Jon.
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Re: What to name your kid!
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2018, 04:22:04 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2018, 04:08:24 PM
Why in the fickity fuk do parents think it's okay to strap a kid for life with a messed up name they know the child will take shit for.

Like Chris.  Or Brian or Jon.
Wait just a damn minute. It is spelled Xris!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2018, 04:44:11 PM »
Stop the name shaming people!  Oranjello and Shithead agree.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: What to name your kid!
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2018, 11:33:10 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2018, 04:08:24 PM
Why in the fickity fuk do parents think it's okay to strap a kid for life with a messed up name they know the child will take shit for.

Like Chris.  Or Brian or Jon.

You know what. I’m not speaking to you anymore. Take that. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2018, 07:32:18 AM »
I was going to name my next child something like Steve, but now, fuck that noise. I don’t want him growing up to chop a life. 
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2018, 09:24:00 AM »
I'm sorry but fuck that mother.  You name your kid something dumbass and you don't expect to be made fun of give me a fucking break.


At least they didn't fire the employee.
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Re: What to name your kid!
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2018, 09:59:23 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on November 30, 2018, 07:32:18 AM
I was going to name my next child something like Steve, but now, fuck that noise. I don’t want him growing up to chop a life.
Starting a new music label.  CHOP-A-BITCH RECORDS

Image result for Sexy chop images
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2018, 10:44:39 AM »
Snags is real close to snacks. And that creates fat kids!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: What to name your kid!
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2018, 10:49:28 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2018, 09:59:23 AM
Starting a new music label.  CHOP-A-BITCH RECORDS

Image result for Sexy chop images
That's an idea I can get behind...or in front
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Re: What to name your kid!
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2018, 11:58:08 AM »
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Re: What to name your kid!
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2018, 01:06:41 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on November 30, 2018, 11:58:08 AM
How is it pronounced?  Obesity?
The article says "Ab-city". Talk about pulling something directly from ones ass.

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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