Buh bye

[bgreene]

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2018/11/report-former-oklahoma-coach-bob-stoops-denies-interest-involvement-with-auburn-football.html?outputType=amp

[jmar]

Huh...guess he wants Bob Stoops money. 

[Snaggletiger]

I would dance naked all night on Toomers corner and possibly give snags a reach around if true.

Dear God, let it be true.

[GH2001]

Yeah but...just askin. What are you reaching around for?

His massive sculpted biceps of course. 

Below the belt belt and one would just come up empty handed. 

[Kaos]

The dominoes are falling.  

Briarwood Christian coach Fred Yancey is resigning.  AU could have an opening.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Could he be the next coach to challenge Bill Snyder?  

https://www.al.com/sports/2018/11/one-of-the-greatest-briarwood-christian-coach-fred-yancey-to-retire.html

[Jumbo]

At least it seems where trying to get that piece of shit coach we have gone. 

[chinook]

Stoops isn’t our lobster. 

[GH2001]

Jay G weighs in on all things concerning Malzahn, auburn and Stoops. 

https://auburn.rivals.com/news/adob-my-view-of-the-truth-part-v

[The Six]

Jay G weighs in on all things concerning Malzahn, auburn and Stoops.

https://auburn.rivals.com/news/adob-my-view-of-the-truth-part-v

A.K.A Jay G goes in dry and donkey punches Gus. 

[Buzz Killington]

Money talks. Harbert money really talks.

Problem is, Harbert's checkbook is closed.

[The Six]

Problem is, Harbert's checkbook is closed.

Since when?

[GH2001]

Problem is, Harbert's checkbook is closed.

Oh, They don’t close Florida Clark. 

[Buzz Killington]

Since when?

Since he had to help bankroll that gaudy contract last fall.

[Buzz Killington]

Oh, They don’t close Florida Clark.

Moose out front shoulda told ya

[Kaos]

Back when I used to teach high school we'd cover the Declaration of Independence.  I'd tell my kids that it was essentially a "break up" letter that England got from its significant other.  

I told them that when you get one of those letters, you're wasting your time trying to fight it out, begging for them to stay, threatening them, or any of those things.  If one part of a relationship wants out, let them go. The relationship will never be the same. 

This is the same scenario.  Gus is out of love with AU.  AU is out of love with him.  No matter what happens -- stay or go -- the relationship is fractured.  He will always be looking for a way to leave with dignity.  We'll always be looking for a way to shove him out. 

I'll credit our friends at al.com for doing their best to screw up the relationship and to make sure that they poison the pool of next potential girlfriends.  

[bgreene]

I'll credit our friends at al.com for doing their best to screw up the relationship and to make sure that they poison the pool of next potential girlfriends. 

Speaking of....

https://www.al.com/sports/2018/11/alcom-all-access-has-auburn-reached-point-of-no-return-with-gus-malzahn.html

[djsimp]

History tells me that since Bob Stoops has "emphatically" denied any of these reports tells me that he will be the next Auburn coach.

[bgreene]

History tells me that since Bob Stoops has "emphatically" denied any of these reports tells me that he will be the next Auburn coach.

That makes me a happy person

[GH2001]

History tells me that since Bob Stoops has "emphatically" denied any of these reports tells me that he will be the next Auburn coach.

I’ll bet you a pine box that tubs stays in Oxford and that saban “will not be the next coach at Alabama, aight??”  

[Kaos]

Hello, again, hello
Just called to say hello
I couldn't sleep at all tonight
And I know it's late
I couldn't wait

Hello, my friend, hello