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Snaggletiger

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Happy Thanksgiving
« on: November 21, 2018, 04:39:24 PM »
Hope everyone gets a chance to spend time with family and friends tomorrow, eat til you pop, watch foosballz and nap.  That's pretty much the extent of my Thanksgiving festivities every year and exactly the way I want it. 

Enjoy and be safe if you're traveling.  Happy Turkey Day.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

CCTAU

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2018, 12:42:05 AM »
Thankful for the lack of e-penis around this place!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Snaggletiger

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2018, 01:53:05 AM »
Thankful for the lack of e-penis around this place!
I have a huge e-penis.  And I just reported you to the moderators.  You should be receiving a Thanksgiving spike to your Warn Meter any second now.  Happy Bird Day.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2018, 08:54:02 AM »
Hope everyone had a great turkey day.  We went iconoclastic at my house: no relatives and no turkey.

Made a yuge pot of chicken/sausage gumbo and a batch of boudin balls.

The football tradition was observed.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

djsimp

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2018, 03:43:41 PM »
Gobble gobble until you wobble wobble.
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