Speaking of Christmas. Any ideas for staging my damn elf would be greatly appreciated
We had to hide the elf every morning and our kids would look for it. Then they got too old, so I started messing with the elf. My favorite was I put a mirror on the table, poured out a line of baking soda on it, rolled up a dollar bill and had the elf snorting the blow. When the fam walked in, they were less than pleased. If my daughter still had any Barbie dolls, I would have stripped one down and had her smoking a cigarette beside the elf.
Hookers and blow for Christmas.