10rCee Week

[The Six]

Some stats for your eyeses

Points Per Game	UT 26.0	AUB 28.7
Points Allowed Per Game	25.6	14.3
Total Yards	360.0	364.2
Yards Passing	182.8	200.3
Yards Rushing	177.2	163.8
Yards Allowed	340.6	323.5
Pass Yards Allowed	182.6	188.0
Rush Yards Allowed	158.0	135.5

Looks like we need to run on that Vols unit to control the pace. I'm sure that means we'll throw play-action, pirouet, bubble screens for the first 4 series and hope to kick field goals.

[The Six]

If you need an indictment of how unsuccessful the Auburn offense has been in 2018, look how close we are with Tennessee there. 

For the record, Tennessee's games have gone as follows:
West Virginia - LOST 40-14
ETSU - WON 59-3
UTEP - WON 24-0
Florida - LOST 47-21
Georgia - LOST 38-12

So they beat a couple sisters of the poor and got run off the scoreboard in the other games. However, they average 3 yards and some change less than what was a Top 10 team (until we crapped out in Starkville). 

I know we are stuck with him, but COME ON, GUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaos]

Some stats for your eyeses

Points Per Game	UT 26.0	AUB 28.7
Points Allowed Per Game	25.6	14.3
Total Yards	360.0	364.2
Yards Passing	182.8	200.3
Yards Rushing	177.2	163.8
Yards Allowed	340.6	323.5
Pass Yards Allowed	182.6	188.0
Rush Yards Allowed	158.0	135.5

Looks like we need to run on that Vols unit to control the pace. I'm sure that means we'll throw play-action, pirouet, bubble screens for the first 4 series and hope to kick field goals.

Are those numbers cumulative season totals?  

[GH2001]

Are those numbers cumulative season totals? 

Not sure if serious...but per game. 

And they look nearly identical until you look at points allowed per game.

Translation: our red zone d is better. 

[Saniflush]

All I know is there is a storm about to hit that is gonna finally blow worse than our offense.

[Godfather]

All I know is there is a storm about to hit that is gonna finally blow worse than our offense.

I'm not sure about that.

[Saniflush]

I'm not sure about that.

You're right....I think winds from hurricane Michael are supposed to be below 100 so yea, not as much.

[Kaos]

Not sure if serious...but per game.

And they look nearly identical until you look at points allowed per game.

Translation: our red zone d is better.

No.  Wasn’t serious. Making the crack that we only generated 340 yards and 20 total points.  It was an anemic joke. 

[AUJarhead]

It was an anemic joke.

But still better than the Auburn Offense.

[GH2001]

No.  Wasn’t serious. Making the crack that we only generated 340 yards and 20 total points.  It was an anemic joke.

But still. Isn’t it sad our numbers are identical to Tennessee’s at this point in season? Other than Kevin Steele getting the boys to buckle down in the red zone?

[Buzz Killington]

No.  Wasn’t serious. Making the crack that we only generated 340 yards and 20 total points.  It was an anemic joke.

Anemia jokes are so damn tired

[Godfather]

Anemia jokes are so damn tired

I thought those were wearing thin....it was the narcolepsy jokes that were tired.