Week Five Thread of Predictions

[The Six]

Covered for a Child Rapist 34, Covered for a Wife Beater 31

Mass 23, Microchips 20

Trevor's Team 34, Dino's Orange Fruity Pebbles 17

Pretty Boy QB 42, Pretty Boy HC 38

F These Guys 38, I don't want to go in, Coach 10

roostery Sumbitches 19, RB writing checks his ass is about to cash 17

Fast Water Fowl Variety 26, LSD and Defense 21

5-0 35, Jesus' Western Story 28

Clock-Owning Ground Troops 21, Probably asking Khalil Mack for a donation 17

[Kaos]

Covered for a Child Rapist 34, Covered for a Wife Beater 31

Mass 23, Microchips 20

Trevor's Team 34, Dino's Orange Fruity Pebbles 17

Pretty Boy QB 42, Pretty Boy HC 38

F These Guys 38, I don't want to go in, Coach 10

roostery Sumbitches 19, RB writing checks his ass is about to cash 17

Fast Water Fowl Variety 26, LSD and Defense 21

5-0 35, Jesus' Western Story 28

Clock-Owning Ground Troops 21, Probably asking Khalil Mack for a donation 17

I don't speak jive.  

[Snaggletiger]

I don't speak jive. 

Pardon me stewardess, I speak a little jive.

[Snaggletiger]

LSU: 38

OM: 24

LSU's offense ain't very good.  The LandsharkBears' defense is piiiiiiiititful.


UK:  28

USCe:  21

Playing in Lexington will be the difference.  Is anyone already sick of people saying this Kentucky team is for real?  Maybe they are.  Really don't care because they have been at the top of the garbage heap for decades.


Go Gaytah:  28

Longer Blowjob:  24

No part of me cares who wins.  But there is a part of me that knows this is MSU's season.  Lose two in a row after all the hype and they could fold.  I'd much rather them feel supreme suckage than be on a high note when we arrive next week.


Nittany Lions:  30

Buckeyes: 28

Nick Bosa being out may be the deciding factor.  What the hell is a Nittany anyway?


War Eagles: 42

Golden Eagles:  14

[wesfau2]

LSU: 38

OM: 24

LSU's offense ain't very good.  The LandsharkBears' defense is piiiiiiiititful.


UK:  28

USCe:  21

Playing in Lexington will be the difference.  Is anyone already sick of people saying this Kentucky team is for real?  Maybe they are.  Really don't care because they have been at the top of the garbage heap for decades.


Go Gaytah:  28

Longer Blowjob:  24

No part of me cares who wins.  But there is a part of me that knows this is MSU's season.  Lose two in a row after all the hype and they could fold.  I'd much rather them feel supreme suckage than be on a high note when we arrive next week.


Nittany Lions:  30

Buckeyes: 28

Nick Bosa being out may be the deciding factor.  What the hell is a Nittany anyway?


War Eagles: 42

Golden Eagles:  14

I think LSU's dbs bottle up the NWO, OM won't score more than 10.

I think UK comes crashing back to earth.  USCe by 14

MSU bounces back...UF is still very bad.  They win by 21.

OSU/PSU...I'm rooting for a sinkhole.  Fuck them both.

I don't think USM puts more than 6 on our D.

[WiregrassTiger]

I think LSU's dbs bottle up the NWO, OM won't score more than 10.

I think UK comes crashing back to earth.  USCe by 14

MSU bounces back...UF is still very bad.  They win by 21.

OSU/PSU...I'm rooting for a sinkhole.  Fuck them both.

I don't think USM puts more than 6 on our D.

What about Kavanaugh? Who do you like in that one?

[Godfather]

I think LSU's dbs bottle up the NWO, OM won't score more than 10.

I think UK comes crashing back to earth.  USCe by 14

MSU bounces back...UF is still very bad.  They win by 21.

OSU/PSU...I'm rooting for a sinkhole.  Fuck them both.

I don't think USM puts more than 6 on our D.

1* out of 5 isn't bad, unless you placed bets.  Then you broke as a motherfucker.

*Technically Ole Miss scored more than 10 but I gave you that one