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The Simplest Things Can Put You Down

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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2018, 11:23:28 AM »
I can't wait until Snags is nominated for SCOTUS, and the left digs into his past.
Isn't it true, Judge Snags, that you've been known on numerous occasions to mix Delicious Coke Product with top shelf bourbons, without any regard for the feelings of those spirits?  In fact, you are a Fine Bourbon Oppressor, are you not?
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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2018, 12:33:18 PM »
I agree, "The simplest things can put you down".

Take the X for instance. WT is always putting Snags down. And I think we can all agree that WT is fairly simple.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2018, 12:40:25 PM »
I agree, "The simplest things can put you down".

Take the X for instance. WT is always putting Snags down. And I think we can all agree that WT is fairly simple.
Simple Jack thinks WT is a ruh-tard.

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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2018, 02:04:15 PM »
Simple Jack thinks WT is a ruh-tard.
You know that metal plate in his head? He had to have it replaced, cause every time his wife revved up the microwave he'd piss his pants and forget who he was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. 
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« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2018, 02:14:26 PM »
You know that metal plate in his head? He had to have it replaced, cause every time his wife revved up the microwave he'd piss his pants and forget who he was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic.
-100....You should never go full retard.
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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2018, 02:55:46 PM »
-100....You should never go full retard.
Pump yo brakes boy Buzz is a National Treasure.
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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2018, 03:01:13 PM »
Pump yo brakes boy Buzz is a National Treasure.
so, does he get to keep the 100?
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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2018, 09:09:20 AM »
so, does he get to keep the 100?
He already had that subtracted.  Try to keep up.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2018, 09:16:09 AM »
Has anyone checked in on WT?
He should have given two or three unwitty responses by now.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2018, 10:44:11 AM »
Has anyone checked in on WT?
He should have given two or three unwitty responses by now.
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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2018, 11:38:53 AM »
Has anyone checked in on WT?
He should have given two or three unwitty responses by now.
Somebody must have microwaved some popcorn near him or something.
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Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2018, 12:02:23 PM »
Somebody must have microwaved some popcorn near him or something.
Dammit. Buzz already addressed this. The VA replaced the metal plate with a plastic one. The microwave is not an issue any longer. ( i see a point deduction in your future)
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.