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Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles

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Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« on: September 07, 2018, 10:03:13 AM »
More Cowbell - 31  (Miss St)
Crypt Keeper - 24 (KSU)

Fuck Georgia - 24 (UGA)
COCKS - 17 (USCe)

Sleeps with Mom - 34 (Clemson)
Molests Collies - 21 (aTm)

31 year drought - 31 (Kentucky)
Head Beer Coach - 30 (UF)

Appalachian St. is Good - 34 (Penn St)
Coal Miners - 24 (Pitt)

Socialism - 27 (USC)
Tree Huggers - 31 (Stanford)

Go Tigers - 55 (AU)
Yay Band - 3 (ASU)

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Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2018, 10:04:12 AM »
Not a bunch of Yuge games this week, but several that peak the interest.

Cowbells:  30

KSU: 24  (Yeah, I got nuthin' for Kansas State)


Fuck Georgia:  24

USCe:  26


Fighting Dabo's:  35

Am I Still In The ACC: 21


Mullen's Minions:  38

32 In A Row:  20


The University of Auburn:  52

The Sting:  14

 

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Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2018, 10:07:40 AM »
Nice touch.
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Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2018, 10:14:45 AM »
So we gave up 16 to Washington and you think we give up 14 to ASU.  Even with the number of subs we will have, I don't see that happening.
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Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2018, 10:25:04 AM »
MSU  24
KSU  6

UGA 27
USC 24

CU    31
A&M  17

UK  17
UF  21

PSU  35
Pitt  10

USC  28
Stan  14

AU  63  (at least two TDs from def/st)
ASU  0
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Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2018, 10:29:18 AM »
So we gave up 16 to Washington and you think we give up 14 to ASU.  Even with the number of subs we will have, I don't see that happening.
You act like Broussard is still on the roster.  We're hurting, man. 

Look, I'm from Montgomery.  Don't be dissin' my Sting. 
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Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2018, 04:20:46 PM »
MissStake- 23 
K-Stake - 16
- Has the makings of a defensive, weird game. Manhattan, KS is more remote than Starkville.

KirbyDawgs - 24
Musrooster - 14
- Better athletes from 23 on. 22 vs. 22 is pretty good match, but depth and general stupidity cost SoCar again.

Has a slide - 31
Extra Cash for recruits - 14
- Ain't gonna be close for long. aTm will need to buy...ahem, work up another QB after that d-line from Auburn with a lake gets done tearing him a new hole.

Jorts - 27
Blue balls - 20
- 31 years and counting...

White Lions- 34
Three Rivers - 20
- James Franklin out to prove he ain't afraid of no Pitts.

Andrew Luck went here - 20
Reggie Bush went here but the NCAA makes us act like he didn't - 17

Mostly white school - 44
Mostly not white school - 10

BONUS
Angry Other Michigan  - 31
Herm in the desert - 20
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Re: Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2018, 09:59:30 PM »
Fuck georgia?
This makes me sad. My first x wifes name is....Georgia. I knew she fucked other people. Just not all yall. Even prowler.
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Re: Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2018, 11:32:00 PM »
Fuck georgia?
This makes me sad. My first x wifes name is....Georgia. I knew she fucked other people. Just not all yall. Even prowler.
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Re: Week 2 Perdunkshins...Now with Subtitles
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2018, 03:29:31 PM »
MSU  24   31
KSU  6     10

UGA 27     41
USC 24     17

CU    31    28
A&M  17    26

UK  17    27
UF  21    16

PSU  35   51
Pitt  10    6

USC  28    3
Stan  14   17

AU  63  (at least two TDs from def/st)  63
ASU  0                                              9

30% this week (I'm rounding up for calling the AU def/st contribution).

Back to just regular old "dumbass."
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.