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Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1

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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2018, 04:36:08 PM »
Correct me if I'm wrong here Sparky, I never need the X to call the Nip. We call the goddamn Taint!
Fuck me
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2018, 04:37:11 PM »
Correct me if I'm wrong here Sparky, I never need the X to call the Nip. We call the goddamn Taint!
You can't say taint in here.
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2018, 04:38:59 PM »
Fuck me
Which brings me to my next Point kids, don't do drugs. 
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2018, 04:39:41 PM »
You can't say taint in here.
Ahh, fuck it.  Nobody's reading anyways.
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2018, 04:40:11 PM »
I can't do everyone's job.
What? Isn't that what the GF does?
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2018, 04:45:44 PM »
What? Isn't that what the GF does?
No the fact that I called it the wrong GD thing proves I can't do everyone's job.
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2018, 04:47:25 PM »
He's the David Ward of the interwebz, folks.
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2018, 04:48:05 PM »
He's the David Ward of the interwebz, folks.
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2018, 04:55:48 PM »
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
No. He puts CCTAU's sausage in that mouth, right?
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2018, 04:58:51 PM »
No. He puts CCTAU's sausage in that mouth, right?
I'm telling you, if you tasted his sausage, you wouldn't want any oth…….errr…..you mean Conecuh Sausage, right?
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2018, 05:08:53 PM »
No the fact that I called it the wrong GD thing proves I can't do everyone's job.
You must started early, reeeaalll early.
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2018, 05:11:23 PM »
I'm telling you, if you tasted his sausage, you wouldn't want any oth…….errr…..you mean Conecuh Sausage, right?
I think Prowler would have called that Swaggerty's Farm sausage.
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2018, 05:16:48 PM »
Buzz called the taint and it went on deaf ears. You people must of had your head up one another's a-holes. 
Smelly business!
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2018, 05:27:02 PM »
I’m boycotting the nip and the taint because GF fucked it all up.
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2018, 09:05:36 PM »
We played a top ten defense and we have an unproven offensive line.
Go back and watch our line play.

Stidham was flushed many times and it happens less if we can run the ball effectively. It's why we stalled in the redzone.

And CCTAU is dead-on about our backs learning patience.
We'll improve!
^^^THIS^^^
This just might be the smartest person on the X. 
Some of if you need to take notes!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2018, 11:28:03 PM »
^^^THIS^^^
This just might be the smartest person on the X.
Some of if you need to take notes!
Oh stop.  It's the first time in 10 years anybody ever agreed with you. You're making a testicle of yourself.  Spectacle....or something.

My takes are better.  Kadril Frayzha for Heisman.
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2018, 01:51:05 AM »
Oh stop.  It's the first time in 10 years anybody ever agreed with you. 
Let me have MY moment!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2018, 09:52:21 AM »
^^^THIS^^^
This just might be the smartest person on the X.
Some of if you need to take notes!

That's like being the tallest midget.
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2018, 10:21:41 AM »
Every season you have those 'hold your nose' games where there's no outcome that's going to satisfy.  Today is one for sure.  Clemson at Texas A&M.  

I can't stand Bambo Swindle. What a greasy, smarmy piece of monkey shit he is.  He looks like a dick with a dick for a nose.  Double penis head.  Can't stand him.  Don't really hate Clemson, but I cannot tolerate his skeevy weiner ass.  

On the other side is A&M.  I loathe Dimbulb Fisher.  He's a filthy lowlife.  A&M fans are a special kind of delusional. I don't want him or them to have any hope.  

No hurricanes headed that way, so.... 
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Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2018, 11:24:58 AM »
That's like being the tallest midget.
You heard the man. Let him have "his" Moment.
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